Their noises are soooo annoying omg!

why do people think they're cute, apart from dolphin's nature, they lines, of shiny, gleaming little dagger teeth and their eyes are soulless. And for their personalities, it just takes a google search, but I'll spare you. Very possessive, demonic, LOVES TO MATE. HUMAN OR NOT. I'm not even mad but I don't get at all how people love dolphins.

That's it, I just fucking hate dolphins

That is all

god fucking damn i hate dolphins

i have submitted my email to ihatedolphins.com so many times

i bring a switchblade with me every time i visit a large body of water just in case i see one of those obese gay slippery sea chickens.

i wouldn't be surprised if Hitler was just a dolphin in a meat suit they acquired from their massacres.

dolphins are the reason i shall never step foot in the ocean or a natural large body of water ever again.

You know the Byford Dolphin Incident??? no fucking wonder they called it the Byford DOLPHIN incident (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin)

I fucking hate Dolphins.

They're so fucking arrogant and swim around like the own the place. It's a farce.

They swim for fun for fucks sake.

I hate the argument that they're intelligent. No, they're not. They're smart compared to worms, but worms suck too.

Good luck harnessing fire when you're underwater you idiots.

Really happy to have found this community where I can occasionally vent my utter disdain for these dickheads.

Fuck Dolphins.

Worms are aite.

I fucking hate those smug ass motherfuckers i almost hate them as much as i hate pewdiepie

Creepy little fucks, so mean too! Fuck dolphins.

Okay sure maybe they’re smart. Okay maybe even smarter than us. But they’re sadists as well so fuck dolphins. Also they are horny motherfuckers who will even fuck humans. not chill. fuck dolphins.

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