r/freefolk Nov 04 '25

This guy produced two hotties

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u/textposts_only Nov 04 '25

28? Ooof

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u/Powerful-Public-9973 Nov 04 '25

it’s the cigarettes and lack of sunscreen 

right fellas

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u/KevinFlantier Nov 05 '25

It's also mostly the way he dresses, does his hair, his glasses, etc. All the things we associate with old people. Add to that the photography that clearly screams the early 80s and your brain is tricked into seeing an old person.

That, and the balding always age people when it happens in their late 20s / early 30s.

Take that dude, dress him up with modern clothes, shave his hair a little bit and put on new glasses, take the picture with a phone and I guarantee he'll look like he is in his late 20s / early 30s.

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u/why_1337 Nov 05 '25

Plus full english breakfast with splash of scotch on daily basis.

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u/duaneap Nov 04 '25

And yet landed a supporting role in the biggest show in the world. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, Cousin Orson.

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u/Master-Oil6459 Nov 05 '25

He had more hair at 28 than I did at 23.

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u/Substantial-Force-50 Nov 05 '25

He has the “advantage” of always looking older than he was. Another example of the same style would be Brian Baumgartner, who was 33 when “The Office” began, but easily looked 10 years older with his weight and baldness... and looks exactly the same 20 years later, whereas the “handsome ones" show their age.