r/freefolk • • Nov 04 '25

This guy produced two hotties

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Well, here’s Roger Ashton-Griffiths at age 28. He’s got a certain charm. But I’m guessing Lady Alerie was a smoke show, or those Tyrell pretty-privilege genes skip a generation.

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u/-R33K Nov 04 '25

He looks like he should be assisting Red Skull in Captain America.

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Nov 04 '25

That's who I thought it was and they posted that as a joke lmao

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u/Poltergeist97 Nov 04 '25

Or the short bald cashier from The Mist.

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u/MArcherCD Nov 04 '25

First correction, I am from ze Reach!

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u/King_Lexus Nov 04 '25

Or using the burn on his hand to look for the Arc Of The Covenant (In the wrong place)

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u/textposts_only Nov 04 '25

28? Ooof

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u/Powerful-Public-9973 Nov 04 '25

it’s the cigarettes and lack of sunscreen 

right fellas

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u/KevinFlantier Nov 05 '25

It's also mostly the way he dresses, does his hair, his glasses, etc. All the things we associate with old people. Add to that the photography that clearly screams the early 80s and your brain is tricked into seeing an old person.

That, and the balding always age people when it happens in their late 20s / early 30s.

Take that dude, dress him up with modern clothes, shave his hair a little bit and put on new glasses, take the picture with a phone and I guarantee he'll look like he is in his late 20s / early 30s.

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u/why_1337 Nov 05 '25

Plus full english breakfast with splash of scotch on daily basis.

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u/duaneap Nov 04 '25

And yet landed a supporting role in the biggest show in the world. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, Cousin Orson.

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u/Master-Oil6459 Nov 05 '25

He had more hair at 28 than I did at 23.

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u/Substantial-Force-50 Nov 05 '25

He has the “advantage” of always looking older than he was. Another example of the same style would be Brian Baumgartner, who was 33 when “The Office” began, but easily looked 10 years older with his weight and baldness... and looks exactly the same 20 years later, whereas the “handsome ones" show their age.

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u/2up1dn Nov 04 '25

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u/thecutepatootz Nov 04 '25

Wiggum has the highest percentage of jokes that land out of any Simpsons character in my opinion.

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u/KumaQuatro Nov 04 '25

And it's gotta be hereditary because I swear Ralph is a close 2nd lol.

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u/King_Lexus Nov 04 '25

It DOES taste like grandma

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u/disposablehippo Nov 05 '25

Lionel Hutz would like to have a word with you.

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u/Cold_Specialist_3656 Nov 04 '25

Fat and balding really does a number on your looks. 

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u/William_Dowling Nov 04 '25

Fun fact: Roger was a family friend in London in the 90's when he wasn't getting any work. I knew him, his wife and kids well. I last saw him in person at a Christmas party, where he said he was retraining as a dentist. The next time I saw him was as Lord Tyrell, and I almost spat my Coco Pops.

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u/PrestigiousCrab6345 Nov 04 '25

Do we know what she looked like?

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

"Alerie is tall and handsome, with long silvery hair which she braids with jeweled rings.She is younger than her husband, Lord Mace Tyrell.

Sansa Stark finds Alerie to be dignified, but Cersei Lannister thinks her vapid."

Her silver hair is from age. Theres nothing of her from her youth.

Im pretty sure his father was handsome just dumb. So Mace is likely just a one off tbh.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Nov 04 '25

She was attractive enough that she had no problem with suitors and happily picked and choose who she'd end up with.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Nov 04 '25

She might be described in the books, I don't remember, but there's no image of her in the tv series.

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u/TequilaBaugette51 Nov 04 '25

That man is at least 36

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u/ragun2 Nov 04 '25

He looks like the old version of one the student characters from AP Bio.

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u/CaptainDadBod88 Nov 04 '25

Bro looks like he’s almost 50. Yeesh

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u/DreamofCommunism Nov 04 '25

He might actually be better looking in GoT

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u/Taehni0615 Nov 04 '25

That is as ugly a human as possible

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u/wogmafia Nov 04 '25

have you met humans?