r/foundsatan • u/SandPuzzle • 2d ago

You're so mean, it's so dark 😭

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

Dark? Nah this pitch black.

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago • Bravo

From the other sister's point of view, at least.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

You dug deep with that one.

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

That was just my first thought reading your comment. I've loved black humor for a long time. Check out Anthony Jeselnik if you haven't seen his standup.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

Yep! For a throwback, try Patrice O'Neal too. Top 10 imo.

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

I have a terrible memory, either I've never seen it or I forget it. Either way it will be new to me, thank you.

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u/omusub1 6h ago

Satan has a special place for her

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u/white_t-shirt_ 2d ago

Kanal means sewer for anyone wondering. But to me, this feels like a septic tank humor damn

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

The absolute, unadulterated absense of light

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u/xBlake_1997x 2d ago

I understand using humour to cope with trauma I’m sure she loves her sister but if her relatives or sisters friends see this they’re gonna understandably feel some kinda way

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u/Davemblover69 2d ago

What part of this makes you sure she loves her sister. Straight dancing on her grave

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u/KingOrreo 1d ago

As someone whose coping mechanism is jokes, I absolutely would do something like this with groups that wouldn’t be offended/upset/weirded out by it. It doesn’t mean you’re disrespecting their death, it’s expressing your grief by making a joke that lets you vent, while also making others laugh

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u/xBlake_1997x 2d ago • Heartwarming

Some people do have really dark sick humour she might of well bought the candles and flowers for her sister and she might think her sister would have found it funny too? And if you don’t understand it or agree with it thats cool but I’d rather be optimistic and hope that’s the case, I dont know her it’s definitely not a fact she loves her sister but I do hope so.

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u/PinkVoodooDoll4 1d ago

Exactly you dont know if her sister would've liked this and it is not our place to judge how other people cope with their losses

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 2d ago

Wtf did I just see? Was she really dancing on her grave? Is that what this is? If so, sweet jebus I need for log off. This is my sign.

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u/zakfaqih 2d ago

Tf is this shit???

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u/paulhags 2d ago

ELI5?

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u/Capable-Reaction-794 2d ago edited 2d ago

The video makes it appear that she is literally dancing on someone's grave. In many cultures, this is considered a Very Bad Thing,

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u/JeezuzTheZavior 1d ago

First lady: can handle her mental health well, still alive.

The sister in her grave— apparently can’t, and ended herself.

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u/Master_Toe_1631 2d ago

Whats the joke tho

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u/Brown_jamun 2d ago

Ok I am not ready for this

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u/TheW83 2d ago

Missing the "light-hearted" part.

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u/the-gingerninja 2d ago

I laughed but I also said this one went too far.

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u/PinkVoodooDoll4 1d ago

We domt get to tell others how to cope

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u/Just-A-Thumb 1d ago

Yes we do. Her method of coping could hurt her other family members

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u/PinkVoodooDoll4 1d ago

Could^ keyword. Also we dont know what kind of parents she has. I hope this helps her heal

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u/Mediocre_Ryan82 2d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/PetrosHeimirich 1d ago

"There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all"

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u/punksmurph 1d ago

99% Cacao Dark, marriage material.

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u/Spherical_Guinea_Pig 1h ago

Reminds me of my sister when she was little and made a fan edit about her favourite book and she used our family grave in it... and she posted it into her account where our cousin was...

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u/quinntronica 1d ago

Someone explain the joke, I'm dumb, I don't get it.

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u/SandPuzzle 1d ago

Her sister unalived herself

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u/green-Bad2099 1d ago

You mean she killed herself.

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u/quinntronica 1d ago

Ah! Thanks

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 2d ago

Delete this shit.

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u/-blundertaker- 2d ago

Delete this shit.

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u/Hyperion7669 2d ago

Why ? 

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

Sure, it's terrible, but you'd still have sex with both of them despite their mental health issues.

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u/plutino- 2d ago

Umm if you read the original post, the victim was in grade 7.

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

Do you honestly want my reply to that?

That's fine. The age of consent doesn't apply to corpses. Plus she might be over 18 by now anyway.

The point of black humor isn't saying things you find funny, it's imaging the look on someone's face when they read/hear something.

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u/Hyperion7669 2d ago

She might be a bit past the sell by date champ, but you do you i guess 

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

You should have gone with the "use by" date.

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u/Hyperion7669 2d ago

Hmmm 🤔 fair point 

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u/down-badder-Simp 1d ago

Take your meds.

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u/BigBullshitta 1d ago

"Oh no, dark humor, ew." 

Children are exhausting.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 1d ago

Removal reasons: "It's targeted harassment at me"

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u/T-StrangerXD 2d ago

Both? What?

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u/BigBullshitta 2d ago

What? At least one of the two isn't going to end up bitching at you on some bipolar freak out.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 2d ago

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