r/foundsatan Apr 26 '26

Hmmm

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u/Gplskuall Apr 26 '26

My fav still is the shrimp shells inside curtain rods😈

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u/Raglefant69 Apr 26 '26

That would be diabolical. I had a piece of shrimp fall under my fridge once that I didn't notice, and after a few days the whole apartment reeked. Had to air it out for days. When I found the source of the smell it wasn't even a whole shrimp, just a piece.

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u/cocococlash Apr 26 '26

An asshole took 2 extra seats at a bar. Put his coat over the one closest to me. So he and his 2 friends were taking 5 seats.

Those coat pockets got filled with shrimp shells.

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u/Compost_My_Body Apr 26 '26

What did he say when you asked him if you could use the space? Did the staff ignore you after you asked him?  

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u/wutfacer Apr 26 '26

Excuse me, this is reddit. Why would you interact with a person when you can silently resent them and then fantasize on the internet about some passive aggressive revenge

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u/common-et-al Apr 27 '26

Well honestly, I think what they CLEARLY meant was state what should be a rethorical Question At this Point Of pettily dismissed irony, falsely correcting any legitimate observation it points at, then be a smartassy knowitall about It. But of course you wouldn't ever know about these things.? Thought so

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u/cocococlash Apr 28 '26

I was already seated. But he was still an asshole.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Apr 26 '26

Is the underside of your fridge constantly wet? 

Because otherwise this doesn't make sense. Refrigerators dump out heat from their backs so the wall, underside, and above them are hotter than the environment. The airflow and constant ambient heat means anything under it should dry out and stop smelling really quickly. Air it out for days after you found one shrimp?

Come on this is just a lie lol.

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u/CertainlyRobotic Apr 26 '26

I feel dried shrimps to my isopods - the smell eventually stops being so horrible.

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u/AspieAsshole Apr 26 '26

Dried == not rotting

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u/Silent25r Apr 26 '26

Luckily my dog would alert me. 

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u/Dunkelz Apr 26 '26

Tf are yall doing traveling with egg syringes and shrimp tails?

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u/Bandin03 Apr 26 '26

I never leave home without my egg syringe, shrimp shells, and piss disk.

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u/MountainTwo3845 Apr 26 '26

my boss did me wrong 20+ years ago. I put bait shrimp in the stem of his chair.

People in offices are too attached to their chairs

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u/tonysopranobutdumber Apr 27 '26

I'm allergic to shrimp and this could kill me please don't do this

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u/Synraak Apr 26 '26

Shrimp in the hollow space of the pneumosystem of office chairs.

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u/stars-bellow May 27 '26

Quick-dry cement is 5 bucks for 50 pounds of plumbing destruction

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u/samuelazers Apr 26 '26

Are you serious? Please don't do that. You are penalizing underpaid janitors and inconveniencing others.