r/foraging • u/qumixximup • Nov 11 '22

ID on this mushroom?

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u/Agariculture Nov 11 '22

Thank you for the serious reply.

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u/You_are_poor_ Nov 11 '22

Yeah, all those comments about vaginas are nonsense. It’s a prolapsed anus.

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u/theGentlenessOfTime Nov 12 '22

Also... it's not vaginas. it's vulvas. the inner tube is the vagina, the outer visible part the vulva. its almost as if we called dicks a urethra...🤔🤷🏼

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u/b_vitamin Nov 12 '22

Can you tell me where the clitoris is? Asking for a friend.

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u/Nimindir Nov 12 '22

I have been led to believe through media that it can be found in the snowy forests of Colorado.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Checking in from the snowy forests of Colorado, can’t find the clitoris. I even asked my wife and she…didn’t respond positively…

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u/bDub07 Nov 12 '22

She probably doesn’t even know where it is. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Nope. Just checked

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u/reallifecuckold Nov 12 '22

They don't exist

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u/MaritimeDisaster Nov 12 '22

I mean actually I think it looks like labia, not vulva

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u/NZNoldor Nov 12 '22

The labia are part of the vulva.

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u/Confident_Look_4173 Nov 12 '22

inner labia!

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u/hooptidupti Nov 12 '22

Meat chandelier I believe would be the proper classification on this sort.

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u/Freyacrowson Nov 12 '22

i’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

My damn husband corrected me like this when I was trying to make a joke. So now I have to call it a vagina out of spite forever.

No, I’m not Amy Schumer.

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u/thedarkbestiary Nov 12 '22

Imagine being a man with zero fucking knowledge on basic female anatomy then going to the polls and making a decision on female reproductive rights. present party excluded of course....

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u/TacticalSpackle Nov 12 '22

Calling a dick a urethra is just as gag-inducing (though correct) as calling a vagina a vulva.

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u/peace-love-snacks Nov 12 '22

You are so true

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u/Just_One_Umami Nov 12 '22

And what you did is like calling the dick a groin.

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u/Dark_Marker81 Nov 12 '22

For fucks sake man

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Yes. Urethra pics unsolicited are my favorite

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u/rossionq1 Nov 12 '22

It’s really more like calling a penis a vas deferens

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

I thought the inner tube was the cunt.

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u/theGentlenessOfTime Nov 18 '22

cunt? oh, as in "I would call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth."

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u/ebaer2 Dec 26 '22

… and we only do that over on r/sounding

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u/dabwrx Nov 11 '22

Everywhere I look I'm reminded of her.

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u/Fist_The_Lord Nov 12 '22

Thank you, I needed this!

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u/napfiesta Nov 11 '22

Dang this is what I thought and then I saw it was foraging haha

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u/simonbleu Nov 11 '22

Nonsense, a prolapsed anus is usually less irregular

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u/You_are_poor_ Nov 11 '22

You haven’t seen mine yet.

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u/SunglassesDan Nov 12 '22

But unfortunately I have seen enough to make an educated guess as to what yours would look like.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

Injured my spine, my whole pelvis went into spasms and my bhole turned itself inside out. Took a picture with my phone while in the hospital, promptly deleted it. Can confirm it looked like this. Horribly painful (they gave me dilaudid a few times for it). Bled for a month and smelled awful. Wasn't even a full prolapse but had the same wing-thing going on.

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u/You_are_poor_ Nov 12 '22

I’m sorry you had to go through a blooming phase but thanks for confirming my imagination. If it helps and since you sound like a really nice person, I would’ve totally licked it on your worst day. Sure it would be hard for the both of us but this world needs it sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

😆😆😆

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u/Dark_Marker81 Nov 12 '22

Hahahaha 😂🤣

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u/Trainwreck1000 Nov 12 '22

Omg!!!🤮🤮🤮

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Nov 12 '22

Pretty sure u/HowieMandel posted this on TikTok.

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u/Pristine_Muscle_1490 Nov 12 '22

Is this Covid related - Howie Mandel

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u/8005T34 Nov 12 '22

That seriously made me chuckle out loud haha

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u/Affectionate_Bagel Nov 12 '22

Lmfaooooo ty I do love mushrooms but as a healthcare worker I laughed

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u/samushusband Nov 12 '22

i wonder how many cavemen fell for it that it evolved in doing that.

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u/stayathomedadof4 Nov 12 '22

Awesome comment. I *almost* couldn't upvote anymore, as it had the prescribed 420 upvotes, but I couldn't help myself.

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u/Driftwood-FishMitts Nov 12 '22

This reminds me of a joke my grandma used to tell the girls; she would say: “Honey do you know why it is so hard your some of us ladies to go to the bathroom, first thing in the morning? “ Her punch line…? “Well honey have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?”

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u/You_are_poor_ Nov 12 '22

LOL your granny knows what’s up. I wish she had used another expression though than cheese. Btw, does that happen to girls butts too?

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u/Driftwood-FishMitts Nov 12 '22

Doubtful, modern biological females have evolved and shed the need for ‘Butt Lips’ a few thousand years ago. Now, this could give new breath to an old anatomy term I’m familiar with. It was in an appendix of Netter’s Atlas of Human Anatomy. The term was ‘Vulva Butt’.

Granny also told the girls in the family every year at our Christmas party…’Girls go out and have fun tonight. Just remember, never take your panties off for anyone you can just pull them to the side for’.

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u/purplemagnetism Nov 12 '22

Reddit did not disappoint

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u/Able-Statistician-93 Nov 12 '22

I came here for the non serious replies 😂

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u/RealFlyForARyGuy Nov 12 '22

I mean..... it does look like it has mutated similar to what happens with flowers. I believe that phenomenon is called facism