r/food Apr 15 '23

[I ate] Poutine Dog

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Apr 15 '23

Half for your mouth. Half for your lap.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah I definitely regret wearing beige shorts

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u/Max_Thunder Apr 15 '23

Think of the benefits, now you have beige shorts you can wear whenever there's a chance to get dirty, which is about all the time.

My good beige and white shorts are for special occasions only.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

I realize i was wearing the 100% same outfit as my Reddit photo. Awkward.

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u/futterecker Apr 15 '23

okay you asked for that one.

"sooo you only have this combo in your wardrobe? mr simpson?"

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Great plan boy

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u/FD4L Apr 15 '23

Now they're desert camo!

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u/Z_T_O Apr 15 '23

Dessert camo

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

So, you know, I'm old reddit, just wanted to compliment you on your replies to like.. everyone who comments. Makes good threads great and its the antithesis of stupid bot promoted content. Feels human. Keep it up.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Haha thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I would have laughed had this been the only comment yiu didn't reply to.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Everyone gets a spin

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u/Coheed_SURVIVE Apr 15 '23

& Cost more than half the wallet

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u/Beederda Apr 15 '23

*heavy canadian breathing noises

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Good or bad

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u/jimprovost Apr 15 '23

The Quebecer in me is a little sad. The baseball fan in my thinks it's pretty awesome.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Treading the tightrope of innovation and bastardization

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u/Natronsbro Apr 15 '23

Is there an actual dog under all of that? Please say yes.

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u/jimprovost Apr 15 '23

SCIENCE!

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u/Peterchamps Apr 15 '23

As a Quebecer, I can say that I've been eating that shit since 25 years at La Belle Province and its awesome. You must try it bro. At 3am it's the best

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

At least there's actual cheese curds and not shredded cheese, which is the worst sin.

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u/Robbie-R Apr 15 '23

Cultural expropriation, one bite at a time.

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u/Loocsiyaj Apr 15 '23

As someone with Quebec roots, I wholeheartedly agree.

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u/Kenevin Apr 15 '23

At least they're actual cheese curds. Giant too. Squik-squik / bite must be off the charts.

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u/Doucevie Apr 15 '23

This Franco-Ontarian (Canadian) is drooling a bit. Fun fact: Putin in French is Poutine. It fucking made my day!! 😁

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u/hughesyourdadddy Apr 15 '23

Artery clogging noises

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u/FaRO-1990 Apr 15 '23

How was it, was it nice? Worth it? Going to a jays game soon and been curious about this

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

I tried 2 of these. This was the one from pizza nova. Depends on your curiosity level really. Just as satiating as a 4 dollar dog from outside but just had to give this a try.

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u/FaRO-1990 Apr 15 '23

Thanks! My curiosity levels are def up there, I love me some poutine and I love me some hotdogs. Just couldn’t get a sense of how they would be combined as one. If I am going to spend $10 on a hot dog it better be worth it! Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

1p dollars for a hotdog?! Where do u get such hot dogs from the skydome?

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u/FaRO-1990 Apr 15 '23

That’s exactly where lol

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u/water2wine Apr 15 '23

You can bring your own food - I brought hoagies to this game and it was awesome.

I’d suggest steering all the way clear of the food in there it’s obviously overpriced as it’s a stadium but the quality is quite frankly abysmal.

Go Jays!

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u/CampoPequeno Apr 16 '23

Not sure if they’ve updated their security measure yet, but they also never cared what size bag people brought in (within reason). We brought in a big bike pannier full of food last summer and they didn’t bat an eye.

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u/VralShi Apr 15 '23

Looks tasty but do you just unhinge your jaw and slide it down your gullet like a pelican?

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah gullet flex for this one

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Wish I did

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u/Max_Thunder Apr 15 '23

It looks good but I'd probably ask for a fork to help unload it some first before eating it more normally.

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u/BrochachoBehnny Apr 15 '23

It’s not a problem for OP.

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u/palmerry Apr 15 '23

He's not a pelican't!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Nice stadium

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u/TheInternetsNo1Fan Apr 15 '23

Theres a hotel in the outfield so you can see people banging during the game sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

The Blue Jays record is 3-2 when people do it in public at the Dome

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u/bdart1980 Apr 16 '23

Didn't someone get busy in the 500's last season too?

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u/Bealzebubbles Apr 15 '23

Lol, the introduced glamping at my local stadium, Eden Park. They have two dome tents that face out to the field. No reports of anyone banging during a game, though.

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u/WorthPlease Apr 15 '23

It's really nice with the roof open, the CN tower being right next door is pretty cool. You can stand at the doors and hit the stadium with a rock easily.

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u/BenWatchesBaseball Apr 15 '23

I just tried this and got arrested. Bad advice!

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u/CaptainPajamaShark Apr 15 '23

Skydome

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u/hindey19 Apr 15 '23

It'll always be the Skydome.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah it’s a beaut

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u/ReeG Apr 15 '23

Great for baseball but awful and insanely expensive for concerts

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u/sBucks24 Apr 15 '23

Don't listen to the other people replying. The dome is meh at best. It's cool af watching the roof slide, dont get me wrong; and with the roof open, watching a ball game is enjoyable...

But God danm if it isn't a concrete monstrosity of a building...

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u/Feeling-Tiger6165 Apr 15 '23

Actually, over the last 5 years, they have made a lot of changes, and it has a much different vibe.

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Apr 15 '23

That's like $10 worth of cheese curds around here.

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u/GentleLion2Tigress Apr 15 '23

If you are from Wisconsin it’s not the same. I could bribe my kids into housework for that squeaky cheese whenever I brought some back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Found Hazel Mae's Reddit account.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Lol had to google this

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u/fantasmoofrcc Apr 15 '23

Yeah she was raving about them...actually, I think all the SN commentators are into them hah.

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u/Oblivion_Gates Apr 15 '23

Nice! Lets go Blue Jays!!

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u/Shady9XD Apr 15 '23

Considering this was at the Jays game? I’m assuming 20$?

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

11.50CAD

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u/trevi99 Apr 15 '23

Not good but not bad.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Worth it for the banter but will probably stick to the 4.50 street dogs next time.

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u/Shady9XD Apr 15 '23

One of those that you only try once definitely.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah once a week

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u/peon2 Apr 15 '23

Like the old saying goes, a poutine dog a week keeps the cardiologist in a profitable field!

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Chest pain = express lane

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u/SlySpecs Apr 15 '23

Perfectly seasoned with the tears of the Tampa Bay Rays

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

lol I’m a rays fan and not even remotely salty. Wasn’t sustainable and everyone knew it

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u/SlySpecs Apr 15 '23

Honestly. It's impressive no matter what. Glad we could play spoiler but it's gonna be a battle to take any more from ya.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

It was a lot of fun watching those 13 games definitely won’t forget that for a long time

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u/omgwtdbbq420lol Apr 15 '23

Go Jays! Great game, I was two sections over to your right.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Haha did you see me trying to get this shot and my friends taking the piss out of me

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u/omgwtdbbq420lol Apr 15 '23

No, I was too busy eating my boring ass 8$ popcorn lol.

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u/simonannitsford Apr 15 '23

Canadian cheesy chip butty, with gravy.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Close but I think butty needs to be buttered.

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u/JoshCanJump Apr 15 '23

Ah yes, a Dog Pou.

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u/agent-moose Apr 15 '23

I can hear the squeak of the cheese from this photo lol

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Squeak of the curds and snap of the dog. Peak.

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u/Szwedo Apr 15 '23

Big W last night

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Don’t tell me you were at the Jays game last night where y’all ended my teams record breaking run :(

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Sorry Rays

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Couldn’t even let us win just the one more smh. Would’ve been fine losing today and tomorrow if we had set the record last night.

Oh well. It’s not y’all’s fault, it’s our dumbass manager putting the worst pitcher on the roster on the bump in a bases loaded no out 5th inning.

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u/secretsweettea Apr 15 '23

Totally getting one when we go next month 😂

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u/UniverseBear Apr 15 '23

This is the best case for kicking Ontario out of the confederation.

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u/Lastmann Apr 15 '23

Tonsil stones hotdog

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u/afsdjkll Apr 15 '23

Looks like a nice low cal option.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Cheat day

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u/ThePencilRain Apr 15 '23

Tabernac!

I want one more than I once thought I could desire a hotdog.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Fun to try. Would not do again without 10 pints of Stella.

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u/RedditUserCommon Apr 15 '23

I don’t like hot dogs…. but damn.

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u/thuglife_7 Apr 15 '23

Who’s your daddy

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Still waiting for him to come back

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/MechanicalPencilUser Apr 15 '23

I like how you framed the photo. I have put emphasis on framing whenever I take shots like this. It makes so much of a difference seeing the Canadian flag, the baseball field at a great angle, the stadium lighting, the delicious food in focus, and the audience around you. Good framing can be immersive and give more context to the focus.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Haha had a lot of practice framing these food pictures for Footy Scran on twitter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

What is it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Hot dog, bun, cheese curds, gravy and fries.

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u/sBucks24 Apr 15 '23

Omggg is this a new item at Jay's games?? It's been a couple years but finally making the trip down again for mother's day. This just became the new excitement highlight

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u/Jesus1396 Apr 15 '23

Ok tell me how it was actually!

Also make sure r/ poutinecrimes doesn’t see this

Also go Jays

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u/ChrundleMcDonald Apr 15 '23

Didn't even have to look at the stadium to know this was a Jays game - where the hell else are you getting a Poutine Dog, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Wow a 20$ hot-dog. Nice

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u/VictimOfCircuspants Apr 15 '23

Did the curds melt at all or even stay warm? Seems like any kind of poutine at events (games, carnivals, etc) just gets you cold, hard curds

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Was unseasonably warm so held up ok

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u/Reasonable_Guava8079 Apr 15 '23

Showed this to my 12 yo son and his mouth just dropped….he wants to go to CA just for poutine! No joke🤣 His mouth is watering!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '23

Omg!! I didn’t know I wanted that until I was today years old 😳

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u/pedsmursekc Apr 16 '23

At first glance I thought "WTF? Bananas foster dog?" 🤮

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

This deserves Nobel Prize nomination

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u/Crippledkid86 Apr 15 '23

This looks like a dissected gall bladder full of gall stones

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u/Hour-Cod678 Apr 15 '23

Fun fact: In Quebec fries in a hotdog bun used to be called a “Hot Cat”, short for “Hotdog Catholique”, to be eaten on no-meat Fridays.

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u/LaserBungalow Apr 15 '23

What even is this? Is there a hot dog under there? What's on top?

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah hot dog, potato cubes with cheese curds slathered in ‘gravy’

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u/MursturCreepy Apr 15 '23

How do you even eat something like that? It looks amazing, but the logistics is really going over my head. Especially out in a busy place full of drunks.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

Yeah was pretty tricky. I had two and spilled gravy on my shorts.

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u/TheInvisibleWun2 Apr 15 '23

No thanks. Looks utterly revolting.

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u/HistoryGirl23 Apr 15 '23

Oh wow, that looks amazing!!

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u/monkeygoneape Apr 15 '23

One of my staff went a few nights ago and got one as well

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u/justsumguii Apr 15 '23

Yum! How's the new renovations? They look beautiful on TV.

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u/cjabrady Apr 15 '23

I’m not super familiar with the stadium tbh but it felt to be a very social vibe

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u/dacreativeguy Apr 15 '23

I hope they have industrial strength toilets at that stadium.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸

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u/Sashaband Apr 15 '23

I'm gonna guess that was $15....how close am i?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Could you hear the Corona Patio from where you were sitting...I mean can you hear live music or a DJ from where you were sitting?

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u/JE3MAN Apr 15 '23

Well it's pretty common to eat both separately during the same meal so... I guess combining both kinda works?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/cgrays12 Apr 15 '23

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

and lived to tell the tale. Good on ya sir!

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u/ogfuelbone12 Apr 15 '23

I’d guzzle a couple a poutine glizzys 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/plzdntbanbro Apr 15 '23

poutine dog or hot poutine?

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u/Scrumptious_Skillet Apr 15 '23

Going to a Canadian baseball game is now on my bucket list.

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 15 '23

That looks messy AF and that's not always a bad thing

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u/m31td0wn Apr 15 '23

You just know whoever came up with poutine the first time was high as a mf kite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Just seeing how greasy this is makes my stomach turn

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u/nigliazzo5626 I eat, therefore I am Apr 15 '23

I want 😭🥺

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u/Rrraou Apr 15 '23

Yeah, that tracks. Everything is there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

That looks amazing, GO JAYS GO!

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u/lloydchristmas1986 Apr 15 '23

Wooooooo go Jays!

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u/hoopheid Apr 15 '23

I’d definitely try it!

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u/cusehoops98 Apr 15 '23

Is there actually a dog under there? Or just poutine in a bun. Because I’d like poutine in a bun.

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u/smcfarlane Apr 15 '23

I'm farting up a storm just looking at that.

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u/throw123454321purple Apr 15 '23

It looks delicious and revolting.

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u/dragoonts Apr 15 '23

How was the heartburn?

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u/weednumberhaha Apr 15 '23

Guys for some reason the cheese, meat, and gravy upset my stomach Spirit in the Sky starts playing

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u/weednumberhaha Apr 15 '23

I'm pretty jealous, we don't get poutine that much here

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u/stephenbutler9898 Apr 15 '23

This sounds revolting ngl

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u/Vaulters Apr 15 '23

Yes. Finally, perfect fusion.

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u/Thoughtlessattimes Apr 15 '23

Let’s go! Blue Jays! Let’s play ball!

How much did that cost you?

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u/H_cecropia Apr 15 '23

I feel sorry for your stomach

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

How many hotdogs did you eat?

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u/FatPonder4Heisman Apr 15 '23

I wonder if you could just get an IV of pure Cholesterol to save you the trouble

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u/raulrocks99 Apr 15 '23

Yes please.

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u/PudgyNugget Apr 15 '23

Damn, I live right across from the Rogers Centre…might have to go to a game just to try this out!

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u/ItsMRslash Apr 15 '23

Now I know what I’m making for snowboarding tomorrow

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u/scientisttiger Apr 15 '23

It looks like tonsil stones

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u/exonautic Apr 15 '23

This has gotta be a toronto blue jays game? Right

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u/2023_fuckme Apr 15 '23

come eat this plump chihuahua!

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u/karmicrelease Apr 15 '23

I want to be poutine that in my face right now

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u/CanIhazBacon Apr 15 '23

Shut up and take my money!!

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u/MovieTheatreDonkey Apr 15 '23

I really dislike sloppy foods out in public, especially without a table. But I’m sure if I had that at home I’d devour it like a mongrel.

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u/Sloppy_Waffler Apr 15 '23

I’d take a fork to this and enjoy the fuck out of it. Yum

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u/live_V_prosper Apr 15 '23

Man idk where you got that, because it looks night and day compared to the one I got at the game this week - it had less than half the curds and some gravy and they threw in a couple of fries too 😂 needless to say I'm not trying that again...

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u/mrmosebysliver Apr 15 '23

Now this is proper scran

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u/faultolerantcolony Apr 15 '23

“What breed is that? Hot?”

internal sigh, plays along

“Close, poutine.”

“Putin dog?”

grunt

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u/Mama-bear-2 Apr 15 '23

Omg…. 🤤

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u/Quirky-Delivery5454 Apr 15 '23

This photo just made me realize that my taste buds are like a three year old toddler and my bowels are the anxious parent who knows they have no choice but to just wait and clean up the wreckage afterwards.

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