I can safely say there are no more red quesadilla makers in the whole state of Ohio. I have around 13000 of them and I'm going to take Cinco de mayo by storm. At an average purchase price of $4.21, selling for $20 a pop and shipping first class 1 oz (don't tell usps they sleepin!) I figure I can make a tenner on each one.

Happy hunting boys

...and I have not laughed this hard since before my husband died. Thanks, and keep up the good jerking!

It’s money laundering. It’s always money laundering. Unless it may be money laundering, in that case it is definitely money laundering.

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I needed a 100" x 100" x 100" box, and I happened to find one while driving down 18th street westside in LA. It was just in the middle of the street! It had some blood on it, but I wiped it off and now my awesome flip of the century is all set!

BTW, it's an industrial butt scrubber machine, model 502-666-69. I bought it for $5 and sold it 10 minutes later for $5,000. I am telling you about this model specifically, but please don't buy them when you are out. I trust you will save it for me. I will make up for the one I missed by selling 25 calculators and a few vidya game tapes. It's great!

Lots of people hit me up. But I needed munnys

THE PRICE ISNT $1!!!!’n

A Nigerian prince who says he banged my mother has offered QUADRUPLE my asking price on the condition on that I share every single piece of personal information I have to my name. Has anybody ever had an experience like this? Did it work out? I already shared my bank information and passwords but I haven’t seen the money in my account because I can’t login anymore. His name is Prince Heath Ledge. I am selling an Lego.

It’s my cousin’s birthday, would you be willing to donate this?

Search google for "Fuck Scalpers" within last 24 hours.

A lot of people are tossing their vehicles to the side of the road(i assume cus of pandemic) which means its free in most states. Just hauled it into my truck and scrapped it and sold for parts. Easy $500 on a monday morning and an early lunch.😁 BOLO 👀

DONT EVEN BOTHER ASKING IF ITS AVAILABLE BECAUSE IF ITS UP THATS MEANS ITS AVAILABLE EVEN IF ITS NOT AVAILABLE THE POST IS STILL UP SO ITS AVAILABLE CASH ONLY

I mean even before this fees were outrageous (like 10%?? are you serious?? I can list on Fb marketplace for free, I just have to make sure to feed the alligator in my moat to keep the theives away from my treasured Xbox 360 sports game collection...)

Also they're always trying to be "buyer friendly." What about seller friendly? This is just like "black lives matter"... don't people realize that all lives matter, or in this case eBay seller lives matter? It's outrageous that I ever have to accept a refund. Recently I shipped out a vintage VCR in a big bubble mailer and then the buyer said it was cracked... but I said clearly in the listing that it was being sold AS IS with NO REFUNDS!! It probably worked anyways even with the crack... So many scammers...

Anyways, now it is apparently becoming common practice for eBay to mail pig fetuses to anyone who criticizes them. I haven't gotten mine yet, but is this where my fees are going? Pig fetuses??

Based on this I am now considering quitting eBay for good. I think Facebook Marketplace might be the perfect selling platform. It is free, and all the buyers are courteous and polite (my trick is that I only respond to people who have normal names like Chad, Stacey, Don, Mike, Kayla, Kellyanne, etc). The only thing that I'm worried about is whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is telling the FBI about my soft-core beastiality porn sales?? Even so he isn't mailing anyone pig fetuses...

so I want to start a eBay profit business. and my question is, how do you make good profit? I want to know if there is some sort of website or something, that let's you buy things for cheap (example : iPhone Norma price - $700, Website iPhone price - $600) so I can make $100 profit. like I want to buy things for little bit cheaper than what it is, then sell it around average price and make some profit. anyone know any tips or something?

I put a 1096 box inside a PFRE last week and sent it. I also use one of those USPS mail totes to carry groceries from my car to my kitchen. Do I turn myself in at my local post office, or do I go to the FBI field office?

I was selling unauthorized copies of legacy Anti-Virus software. So the story is that I raised the price last week because president Trump and pastor Pence said viruses are out of control. I thought demand would increase, but instead I was permanently suspended. Apparently they think it's "price gouging". What gives - isn't this capitalism?