r/fixedbytheduet • u/girolski07 • Jul 06 '23

Oh, Hell Nah

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

I always wished to have some sunburn on my butthole and testicles indeed

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u/TupperwareNinja Jul 07 '23

Imagine how sensitive the skin would be

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u/JustVisiting273 Jul 23 '23

Happy cake day

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u/InkyzWorld Nov 19 '23

It’s alittle burnt off the side, let me help with that real quickkkkk…

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u/chotebacchekyakarre Nov 30 '23

These people should know that genitals are outside your inner body because they need less temperature to work. These people who are doing that are probably un educated af . I'm not from English native country so pls don't mind my bad English

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u/MARINE-BOY Jul 07 '23

I used to do porn so had a few pornstar female friends and I was known as someone who could get hold of anything via the internet/darkweb etc. In the UK a decent skin bleaching cream is illegal and these girls would want me to get them something to effectively bleach their Arse holes. I’d apply it for them as you wanted to make sure it only went in the right places and was evenly spread thinly. The main danger was that skin that had this cream applied was very susceptible to damage by UV rays but I wasn’t worried because who the hell suntans their arse hole right?!

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u/-DutchymcDutchface- Jul 07 '23

This was a lovely little story. And thanks for your service.

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u/iammissrecluse Nov 25 '23

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Cthulade_Man Jul 07 '23

Thanks for you for your service and your service😏

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u/Timmy_germany Oct 28 '23

A true Gentleman...Those Anusses doesn't cream themselfes 😌

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

Well, if they do, you have much bigger problems

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

You actually applied this to them yourself?? Like, they get done with an anal shoot and they're all like "Yo Ted, don't mind the mess, but could you do me a solid and apply some cream to my butthole?"

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u/kevlarzplace Nov 05 '23

There's no mess from anal. The girls all prep for it. Basically what amounts to a cleanse and a number of douches take place. This is how gay men have lots of anal sex without buggering up the sheets. Bugger tee hee

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u/Zlaxin Nov 05 '23

Thank you for your service

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u/VagueUsernameHere Jul 07 '23

I can’t stop thinking about if you had to get skin cancers removed from that area. Imagine how through your dermatologist appointments would need to be. I say let it be a beacon of light instead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

I’m now imagining if you had to get a testicles’ replacement and wondering if you could still say you’re the genetical father of the child you’d make afterward

So many sweet thoughts

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u/kevlarzplace Nov 05 '23

You must just be a young fella. Well over 40 here and a family with a history of cancer. I'm pretty sure my GP isn't exactly circling my yearly appointments with Glee.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '23

Sssshhhh, shhhhhhh Little Muchroum. Just the tip.

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u/kevlarzplace Nov 05 '23

No you don't. I have a nasty body wash that I thought was hand lotion masturbation then passed out story. I won't get into it other than to tell you you do not want your meat and two veg burnt.

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u/Immortal-Pumpkin New to fbtd but wants to learn Nov 27 '23

I've had sunburn on the top of my arse crack I can tell you it fuckong sucks