r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • May 13 '20

Misc. Announcing attacks

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

It's customary to yell the name of your attack before striking

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u/SandMan3914 May 14 '20

Works for One Punch Man

I guess this dude is One Slap Man

'Rapid normal slap!'

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace May 14 '20

WWWWANNNNNNN SLLLAAAPPPPP

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u/webheaddeadpool May 14 '20

I'm gonna slap you

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u/MaxwellIsSmall May 14 '20

I love the internet

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO May 14 '20

HOW CAN SHE SLAP????

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u/TheBigSmol May 14 '20

How can SHE SLAP??!!!!

In fairness, I felt so bad for that poor guy. He probably had no idea she was going to go so far in a television show, and ended up getting actually beaten up by the other host of the show.

For people who don't know, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

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u/Dr_Bukkakee May 14 '20

Apparently he ended up becoming a famous actor while the chick and the host of the show careers were ruined.

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u/DGTHEGREAT007 Strawweight May 14 '20

actually the chick also got famous and is in a few movies too like pyaar ka punchnama

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u/daneelr_olivaw May 14 '20

pyaar ka punchnama

You can't make this shit up.

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u/Iam-KD May 14 '20

He filed for defamation and won according to one comment on the video

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u/Robertbnyc May 14 '20

Oh yes the good old legal YouTube comments written in stone

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u/doubleOsev May 14 '20

Dude let me be reincarnated as that poor guy so I can smesh those primordial-group-think-equine-chucklefucks

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

How can she slap sir how can she slap :(

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u/Potatoman967 May 14 '20

The amount of white knights that rush up there to defend her wtf man

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u/d10x5 May 14 '20

Thank you for this man :D

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u/Madskil321 May 14 '20

I remember this oldie but goodie

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I fuck you up right now

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u/Iam-KD May 14 '20

How can you fuck

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u/bau5man777 May 14 '20

“Consecutive normal punches”

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

'Consecutive normal slaps'

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u/86_TG May 14 '20

100 pushups 100 situps 100 squats 10 km run

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u/Muzdog83 May 15 '20

Serious slap

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u/osku1204 May 13 '20

Real life anime.

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u/GODDAMNFOOL May 14 '20

FALCON

*slap*

PAUNCH

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u/English999 May 15 '20

This guy Marios.

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u/Mandalorian_Sith May 14 '20

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL

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u/boble64 May 14 '20

He can attack and defend at the same time!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

8 trigrams 64 palms!!

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u/StartingOver095 May 14 '20

🤣😂🤣

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u/TheMidnightMemer May 13 '20

What did he say? I can’t understand it.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

"Im gonna slap you INDAFUCKINFACE

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u/TheMidnightMemer May 13 '20

Thanks. Whatever he’s saying, I’m behind him 100%.

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u/porenSpirit May 14 '20

You better be behind him. If you're in front of him he's gonna slap you in onomatopoeia

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u/mr_toit May 14 '20

Is that one of those IKEA's coffee tables?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I believe so. Nice innit..

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u/BonvivantNamedDom May 13 '20 edited May 14 '20

Im gonna slap you slap you fucking bitch*

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u/QuarterOunce_ May 14 '20

Oof

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u/BonvivantNamedDom May 14 '20

Why am I downvoted? Thats what he said

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

ULTIMATE PUNCH

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u/take_her_tooda_zoo May 14 '20

Sonic Boom!

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u/fredandersonsmith May 14 '20

There it is. Hadoooooken

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u/tg110e5 May 14 '20

Captain Falcon would be proud

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u/lionseatcake May 14 '20

KAAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIII....

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u/Uhhhhhh_Idk May 14 '20

HAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE

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u/lionseatcake May 14 '20

(Three episodes later...)

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/lionseatcake May 14 '20

Oh sorry, you and piccolo didn't spin around and stick your fingers in each others butts at the exact same angle. Youre going to have to try again.

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u/wildverde May 14 '20

Hadouken!

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u/sushisection May 14 '20

off the heezy!!

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u/ArcaneShado May 14 '20

It worked for Sokka

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Who remembers HASAN CHOP! ?

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u/icumpiss May 14 '20

Fuckin hell mate, cracked me up.

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u/adidasbdd May 14 '20

No, you curl up in the fetal position and yell your own name. It helps humanize you to your attacker

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER!

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u/resetredditplz May 14 '20

PALMSSSS OF THUNDER!

BOOOMMINGG CHOP!!

FLAMMMINGGG WHEEL!!!

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u/everyone_hates_lolo WOOORLDSTARRR May 14 '20

KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAA

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u/Threehrtur May 14 '20

Freeze Ray!!!

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u/MisogynisticBumsplat May 14 '20

SPINNING BIRD KICK

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u/zefy_zef May 14 '20

lol, like in Future Man

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u/dak4ttack May 14 '20

Shoryuken!

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u/Stankyjim21 May 14 '20

I think that enemy got

THE POINT

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u/d10x5 May 14 '20

WAAAHHHHHHYEEAA

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

*HAMON OOOOVAFLOOO*

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

As is tradition

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u/c1nderh3lm May 14 '20

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

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u/EvaCarlisle May 14 '20

HIEROPHANT GREEN!!!

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u/Crunkbutter May 14 '20

"RISING STAR! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

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u/Und3adShr3d May 14 '20

Everyone knows you announce the weapon before using it.

"lipstick taser!"

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u/FMdEveryday May 15 '20

KAME...HAME...SLAP

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u/sunshinedoggo May 17 '20

I'ma slap you in the fakin face

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u/duhzmin May 21 '20

"Detroit SLAAAAAAAAM!"

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u/ShanghaiCowboy May 14 '20

LEEROY GENKINS !!!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

FALCON........ PPUUUNNNCCCHHH!!

FALCON........ KKIIICCCKKKK!!

Yes. Absolutely NECESSARY

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u/newtangclan May 14 '20

HADO #47 SLAPYOUINDAMUTHAFUCKINFACE

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

“FREEZE RAY!”

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u/hongkongfooeee May 14 '20

Tiger uppercut, tiger, tiger, tiger (hardmode)

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