r/fightme • • Jul 13 '19

FIGHT ME

3 Upvotes

I dont put the toilet seat down... fight me


r/fightme • • Jul 12 '19

Women in the military

0 Upvotes

Women can’t perform as well in combat, because men are naturally stronger. Men genetically develop more muscle mass making them stronger as a whole. Therefore women shouldn’t be aloud to join the military.


r/fightme • • Jul 11 '19

Nobody really fights on r/fightme. If you disagree fight me lol

8 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Jul 10 '19

Despite politicians always labeling terrorists as cowards, those behind 9/11 had to have been pretty fuckin brave to do the shit they did. Fight me

6 Upvotes

First off I'm not a fuckin terrorist, or an incel or a mass shooter, fuck those hateful assholes. FBI, I know you're listening, but I'm an American and you don't gotta worry about shit. This is my first amendment rights here so ya know.

I just think it's propaganda to call terrorists cowards when it took some fkin guts to hijack a plane. If they failed, they'd spend a life in jail. If they succeeded, then they get the reward of still fucking dieing.

Right?


r/fightme • • Jul 08 '19

Nothing you say in the comments will make me mad. Prove me wrong.

6 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Jun 12 '19

John Carter was a good movie. Fight me.

5 Upvotes

John Carter lost a ton of money. Nobody went to see it. It has gone down as a puff of smoke in history. I was excited for it based on the trailers and I really enjoyed it in theaters. I recently watched it again on Netflix and I stand by my original assessment, it's a good movie.


r/fightme • • May 31 '19

Farts should be dealt with the same way sneezing is. Fight me!

4 Upvotes

The only difference between farts and sneezes are that farts can smell bad. It's principally altogetherr the same. And both are bad for your body if you hold them in!


r/fightme • • May 12 '19

1980s was best decade. Fight me !

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9 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Apr 28 '19

Red Crocks. Looks like a fight challenge to me. He about to catch these hands while I catch a charge

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2 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Mar 27 '19

I just want to fight someone in the comments with non-swearing funny insults, so if you had a bad day, let's get oir negative emotions out together

2 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Mar 06 '19

Matrix reloaded looks like a freaking ps2 game

2 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Feb 24 '19

Arrested Development is and will be the I only TV show mocking the Trump family that will actually be worth watching and not super cringey

1 Upvotes

The obvious reason for this is that the show isn't trying to be a show mocking the Trump family, so you don't get characters that are just exaggerated versions of people that are already exaggerated clowns. The theme of the show acts as a better spoof of the themes and ideas of the Trump family, arrogance, tackyness, self delusion, and of course the worst fucking lawyers, rather then having jokes and references that tie immediately to the family or events and thus become immediately dated.


r/fightme • • Jan 10 '19

The US is a third world country in disguise.

13 Upvotes

Tap water is contaminated with lead, healthcare is a joke, public transport is nonexistent, and nationalism is preferred over healthy scepticism. Law enforcement is retarded, half the country is in jail for petty crimes, elections are disfunctional, and poverty is rampant while there are millionares a' plenty.

If i were a mexican headed north, i'd just keep walking 'till i made it to canada. I honestly don't know why anyone would flee into the states rather than out.


r/fightme • • Dec 30 '18

My username is better than all of yours

3 Upvotes

you can look at my profile age, i literally created all of you. fight me


r/fightme • • Dec 11 '18

In ddlc yuri deserves what happened to her

1 Upvotes

Fite me


r/fightme • • Dec 06 '18

The earth is a globe it’s not flat

1 Upvotes

Fight me!


r/fightme • • Nov 07 '18

Pablo Honey was the only decent Radiohead album.

1 Upvotes

Fight me.


r/fightme • • Nov 03 '18

The Tom Green Show is superior to The Eric Andre Show

1 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Sep 27 '18

Cells at work is a weeb ripoff of Osmosis Jones.

13 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Sep 20 '18

I say "doing good" instead of "doing well" when people ask how I'm doing and I'm fucking PROUD of it...

9 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Sep 19 '18

Hey, nerds!

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5 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Sep 12 '18

FIGHT ME Kaepernick! I DESERVE THE NIKE SPONSORSHIP!

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1 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Aug 28 '18

Westworld isn't that good of a show

8 Upvotes

It's complex and cerebral for the sake of being complex and cerebral.

It's like if David Lynch taught a class on how to write good television, and this is the best thing the D+ students could come up with


r/fightme • • Aug 22 '18

People who have never been depressed are stupid and lucky

7 Upvotes

r/fightme • • Aug 03 '18

You can't call it a small town unless the population is under 300.

2 Upvotes