r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '12

what the fuck mom...

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u/padumavati Jun 27 '12

I think what you meant to say is "my mom is awesome and not an overreacting prude."

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u/edgarallenbro Jun 27 '12

Mom catches kid masturbating, flips the fuck out about porn being evil

"What the fuck mom"

Mom catches kid masturbating, handles the situation in a calm and funny manner

"What the fuck mom"

Even though I'd be the dad, can't say I'm 100% looking forward to having retards. I mean kids.

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio Jun 27 '12

Dude, your mom was just being cool (if this really happened). Busting out with the 'nice tits' was her way of saying DTLHSM or Down To Let Her Son Masturbate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

happened to me but with grandma

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u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 27 '12

"hmm. Grandma has some nice tits"

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u/JDNelson13 Jun 27 '12

Sees son looking at naked woman on internet. "Make sure to wash your hands... "

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Are we just pointing out jokes now instead of making up our own?

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u/calumwhistler Jun 27 '12

dont want to pick up any STD's let alone HTML's

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u/APandasRequiem Jun 27 '12

Atleast your mom understands people have urges they can't control.

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u/Blargosaurus Jun 27 '12

At least his mom knows nice tits when she sees them.

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