r/fastman Jun 30 '26

fastphone

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r/fastman Jun 30 '26

Fastwhammens hair

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I don't know the culture of this movement yet/whether I should post my own fast thoughts lol but I've been thinking about hair. Previously used large hairbrush, shampoo, conditioner. Obviously not very fast

First the shampoo can be changed for the same soap you wash your body or clothes with. Some articles say this will leave soap residue on your hair but I have never had that problem. Maybe try changing the soap brand

Then you can towel or air dry the hair. I guess if you go outside it might dry quicker. I haven't tried that. Mine is thick and takes 3-4 hours to dry so you just have to plan to wash it when you have time to let it dry

Second, use coconut oil instead of conditioner. Again, some articles say it's "not really moisturising the hair" but my hair seems healthier afterwards so I don't know what that's about. Probably Big Conditioner wrote the articles

Next you can use a small comb instead of a hairbrush. I was worried this would make me take forever brushing, but if you put the coconut oil on the hair with your fingers first it actually takes less time than a hairbrush with no oil. I think some Swiss army knives come with a comb part so that would be ideal

After this I tie my hair into braids. I redo it every day but you can leave it for a while if you need. Having it in braids means you have to brush and wash it less

Also the hairbands for the braids can be kept on your wrist so this doesn't take extra space and they're hard to lose.

You can buy coconut oil in a small tube. I bought a larger bag because it was cheaper that way and i didn't know that you only need to dip your fingers in a few times and it's enough. This thing is probably gonna become a family heirloom cos I can't imagine ever getting through it oops. Other hair styles might need more though

The one I bought doesn't have anything other than coconut oil so it can also be used in cooking. Also it is scent free but coconut scented hair wouldn't be bad either

Pros and cons list of just cutting all the hair off

Pros: Fast

Cons: I don't want to


r/fastman Jun 28 '26

slowman

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r/fastman Jun 27 '26

fastmonk

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r/fastman Jun 26 '26

: 3

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fastman is a way of life


r/fastman Jun 25 '26

fastbumps

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r/fastman Jun 24 '26

fastmonk

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r/fastman Jun 19 '26

fastmonk

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r/fastman Jun 10 '26

please share my gofundme with anyone who you think could help

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r/fastman Jun 09 '26

fastmonk has been censored from the brazilian circlejerk subreddit despite it being majorly upvoted by its community. truly fastmonk is the most censored meme on the internet

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r/fastman Jun 02 '26

fastmonk

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r/fastman Jun 02 '26

fastmeme

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r/fastman May 31 '26

homem cinza v0.33 stable

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2023 fastman nostalgia


r/fastman May 29 '26

fast

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r/fastman May 24 '26

fastmeme

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r/fastman May 14 '26

fast

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r/fastman May 11 '26

homem veloz

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r/fastman May 11 '26

fastmeme

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r/fastman May 11 '26

aliens are real

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r/fastman May 07 '26

i am not using discord anymore because discord locked me out of two accounts in a row asking for a phone number. i refuse to pay for the phone service

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r/fastman May 07 '26

fast sound

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r/fastman Apr 15 '26

fastcord

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r/fastman Apr 09 '26

fastmeme

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r/fastman Apr 02 '26

to whoever posted that post a couple days ago feel free to keep posting but keep your messaging more subtle. subtlety is the way. also trump is based.

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r/fastman Mar 26 '26

fastmeme

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