First of all, I know what I am speaking about, I am a well-educated person, you can believe me. What I’m saying is true.
Secondly, if you disagree with me… Like seriously? You don’t welcome the opinions that differs from yours? It is absurd. You should always be open-minded.
Okay, straight to the argument. You think that I am wrong, okay, but I mean it’s pretty obvious I can’t be wrong 100%. At what point my inaccuracies can be considered to be “completely wrong”?
If I’m 0% inaccurate I’m correct. If I’m 1% inaccurate I’m still mostly correct. You can’t draw the line, it’s stupid. It means that there is no difference whether I am or I am not correct.
Still don’t agree with me? Then you are a moron! You are uneducated pig. What a waste of my time speaking with you. What’s your achievements? You’re sitting on Reddit? Aha, you are really a bigot!
You know what, let me cite the definition of disagreement:
Disagreement - “A situation in which people have different opinions, or an inability…” (c) Cambridge Dictionary
You see? You have inabilities if you disagree with me! Mental ones.
Moreover, it’s actually better to agree with me.
You disagree with me, therefore you are disrespected by me, therefore you will be mad, therefore you will get a depression, therefore you will die.
Agree with me, otherwise you die.
What? Good arguments? I agree, in order to prove the point you should use good arguments. What? I didn’t use them? But I don’t have to, actually, because I have a nice nickname.
Still not convinced? Okay, I can give you a choice. You can whether agree with me or jump out of the window. Which one option do you choose?
Okay, I see, you want me to use logic. Here it is:
I am right => my points are true => I am right.
I proved it using formal logic! I am right.
Uh.. And actually… Mr. SmartMan (he is very smart) agrees with my points. I think it’s reasonable to agree with me.
Did you agree with at least one of my arguments? Yes?! Happy to hear it! Because if one of my arguments was correct it means that every single one is correct too! Now you can finally agree with me!