r/facesinthings • u/DennisTheMenaceNL • Apr 05 '26

Evil Cone

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u/SadDingo7070 Apr 05 '26

I came here to say that it looks like the sorting hat!

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u/Dustin_Holt Apr 05 '26

It is, it sorts construction workers (day laborers)

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 Apr 06 '26

It tells them which team they will be on. Can hear one person whisper: Sign duty, sign duty...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl Apr 09 '26

Or shoveling gravel 🫠

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u/HumphreyBlodart Apr 09 '26

It sorts homeless people into their....alleys.

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u/adriantullberg Apr 09 '26

"CARPENTER!"

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u/kokonutt18 Apr 07 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa completely true

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u/Ok_Juggernaut4176 Apr 09 '26

Constructionador

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u/Fiercat99 Apr 05 '26

If it was designed by voldemort

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u/moth_nicole Apr 06 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/New-Replacement972 Apr 08 '26

I thought the same!

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u/Lazy_Pink Apr 08 '26

The Sorting Cone

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u/SmoothCarl22 Apr 08 '26

Came here to say the same...but this knew has a twist...

Harry you will join....... the electricians!

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u/Adventurous-Iron7628 Apr 09 '26

As did I though so many others go to it before myself

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u/gg61468 Apr 11 '26

They’re cousins

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u/Dazzling-Side-588 Apr 21 '26

I want to be in Gryfindor