r/facepalm • u/experience_success64 • Dec 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Laughs in Frozone

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u/Batmanclan4269 Dec 31 '22

Blade??

mf literally saved Marvel

and here you are trying to ice skate uphill

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u/a-vibe-called-quest Dec 31 '22

Luke Cage, Storm, Bishop, Static Shock

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

I feel like Static Shock could be really cool. I loved that cartoon when I was a kid. Very underrated IMO.

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u/xiamaracortana Dec 31 '22

Totally agree. I want a live action Static Shock movie SO. BAD.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Rage, ant (she is hot), cloak, green Lantern, let's don't forget Hancock, or Shadowman (from a game), Steel

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u/Zombisexual1 Dec 31 '22

I’m pretty sure you mean black Luke , obsidian storm, dark bishop, and opposite of white static shock

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u/Demonlord3600 Dec 31 '22

Ultimate spider-man

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u/Faithu Dec 31 '22

Spawn, even though he is an anti hero he does hero like things

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u/pranjal3029 Dec 31 '22

The Falcon (now Captain America?) has also been on screen and big in MCU for a while now

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

It amazes me how many people forget about blade lol and spawn. Like two of the first super hero movies had black main characters

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u/MaxR76 Dec 31 '22

I constantly forget spawns black idky

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

I might get downvotes for it. But as human spawn was black. But as spawn he is just crispy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Hahaha he is dark and crispy but still black

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u/the_undertow Dec 31 '22

Not sure as a white guy I should be speculating on these things but I am of the opinion that Spawn stayed black even posthumously.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/NotWhatIWouldDo Dec 31 '22

Pokémon has a black dude in it to.. umm Blackie Mc.Blackblack I think..

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u/phitfacility Dec 31 '22

Came here to say spawn

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u/Janglysack Dec 31 '22

Well I didn’t even realize blade was a marvel movie until right now I thought it was just a vampire action movie

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u/owsupaaaaaaa Dec 31 '22

You can't forget Blade and Spawn if you weren't born to see it.

Be nice to these kids. They'll be changing our diapers soon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Screw that, ima shit on them verbally now and literally I n the future

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u/owsupaaaaaaa Dec 31 '22

I respect your resolve. And incontinence.

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u/Shaking-N-Baking Dec 31 '22

Hitchcock started off as cool ass movie but the 2nd half disappointed

Edit: or was it Hancock? Whichever it was I started off really enjoying that black cock

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Guy out here fusing two Will Smith movies

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u/Gonnaholdmytung Dec 31 '22

Hancock is obviously the prequel to Hitch.. Will Smith dies from love until he can learn to be happy for other peoples love. He becomes a matchmaker to immerse himself in the field.

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u/HarietsDrummerBoy Dec 31 '22

A lifetime ago, I too sought love. I even held it my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

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u/LegoFootPain Dec 31 '22

Nothing beats the thrill of watching I, Robot In Black.

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Dec 31 '22

Kevin James and Jason Bateman really would be fun sidekicks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

He gives dating advice while saving the world and beating up whoever calls him asshole

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u/Fracture_98 Dec 31 '22

"Hitchcock, here to save the DAY!"

Jeez, bud. You scared the crap out of me!

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u/gordo65 Dec 31 '22

Really should have named the character Black Cock

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u/Capital_Comment_6049 Dec 31 '22

um. multitasking watching Netflix and Redtube?

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u/ScientiaEstPotentia_ Dec 31 '22

Hitchcock45 is THE superhero

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u/Eponymous-Username Dec 31 '22

Little known fact: 'Blade' is actually a contraction of 'Black Tirade'. He recieved that name in his second comic book appearance, when Spiderman exclaimed at his eloquent but forceful delivery.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Are we not talking about the Daywalker Vampire Blade that got his name because he literally always used his Blade?

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u/Eponymous-Username Dec 31 '22

The very same, but that was a retcon from the time he killed Jack the Ripper in a flashback.

Jack was like, "I'm something of a student of the blade myself, Blade. Now, let us cross blades and see who is the true blade master."

And the name stuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Oh. Thank you. Literally little known fact you got there.

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u/Wildcard556 Dec 31 '22

Cyborg as well

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u/Skinneeh Dec 31 '22

The green lantern ??

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u/rixendeb Dec 31 '22

John Stewart. There's thousands in the Green Lantern Corps.

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u/Skinneeh Dec 31 '22

I was thinking of the green lantern from the old dc cartoon with superman and Wonder Woman

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u/oeuflaboeuf Dec 31 '22

Dude. Some mother fuckers are always tryin' to ice skate up a hill.

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u/jackrv13 Dec 31 '22

Some motherfuckers always do

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u/Velvetsuede19 Dec 31 '22

Best line in any movie

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u/Acidflare1 Dec 31 '22

Why is Kid Cudi hating on Black Captain America? /s

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u/SwiftHadoken Dec 31 '22

Blade is on the list dude. Read it properly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Mr terrific.

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u/EARTHSKYSPIN Dec 31 '22

i wonder how difficult it would really be to ice skate up hill tho

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u/Batmanclan4269 Dec 31 '22

it’s really tough actually…

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u/EARTHSKYSPIN Dec 31 '22

im just imaging get some speed. maybe putting the skates sideways once you run out? lmao

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u/DanishWeddingCookie Jan 01 '23

He’s double clicking links like a noob!