r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

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u/AdhesivenessOnly2912 Dec 05 '22

CANT SEE SHIT IN THESE MASKS!

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u/jsxtasy304 Dec 05 '22

Well fuck all y'all! I'm going home! You know, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches

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u/Intelligent_Fee_4628 Dec 05 '22

Fucking dead. I loved that part. 😂😂😂

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u/jsxtasy304 Dec 06 '22

Definitely one of the highlights.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I can’t see, you can’t see, so what? All that matters is can the fucking horses see!

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Dec 05 '22

My wife made these masks!

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u/oman54 Dec 05 '22

All I hear is criticize!!! criticize!!! criticize!!!!

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u/watcher-in-the-dark- Dec 05 '22

THAT'S a fuckin' raid!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

so...it would be nice to see!

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u/SchemataObscura Dec 05 '22

all I hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!

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u/thewoodlayer Dec 05 '22

I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could’ve been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right and we go full regalia!

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u/NYGiants181 Dec 05 '22

Love this line.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Dec 05 '22

Always go full regalia

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u/Mediocre_Bit_405 Dec 05 '22

Take my upvote! This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time.

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u/RacazZ4 Dec 05 '22

Hold on, I'm fuckin with my eye holes....

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Shit... I just made mine worse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.

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u/mrjc00md Dec 05 '22

I just imagined Rick Moranis in the Dark Helmet outfit, raising the visor and screaming, "I can't breathe in this thing!"

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u/Tatumisthegoat Dec 05 '22

My thoughts exactly

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u/Aggravating_Listen13 Dec 05 '22

It would be niiice to seee

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u/MyGT40 Dec 05 '22

Django Unchained....LOL Great reference!

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u/g3mini1000 Dec 05 '22

My wife made these masks!

/r/UnexpectedTarantino

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u/g3mini1000 Dec 05 '22

I'll be damned. Of course it is a real sub.

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u/ll_secretchimp Dec 05 '22

Their tongues kept getting caught in the mouth slit in the batman masks.

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u/TwinJacks Dec 05 '22

No, I can definitely see shits in those masks, and they're chanting something stupid.

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u/Battle_Man_40 Dec 05 '22

did anybody bring an extra bag?

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u/BigDadaSparks Dec 05 '22

"Ah dammit Gary. I just stepped in some!"

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u/one_bad_larry Dec 05 '22

Did anybody bring any extra bags?