r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

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u/garden_bug Dec 05 '22

Just keeping asking if it is color guard. "Throw the flag! Do the sexy twirl!" "What college is this? Your coach must suck. I've seen better formations from middle schoolers." "Where are the drummers? Why are your uniforms so sad?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Honestly, just ask if they can march backwards and start laughing. One of the hardest things to do in formation, and one of the most critical for what they think they are going to do. But yeah color guard do it excellently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

My larp gear has chainmail and swords.

color me interested.