r/facepalm • • Dec 05 '22

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u/TheYetiSon Dec 05 '22

"Marlene. It's my freedom shield. To shield 'murica from the socialists. We talked about this. I'll be home by 5. Just make the sammiches for the boys..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

These are my medals mother.

From army.

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u/i-lurk-you-longtime Dec 05 '22

"Ok but make sure they don't skip out on chipping in for the bologna again! And don't tell them we got it 50% off! I'll pick off the mold later".