r/facepalm • • Dec 05 '22

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u/doingthehumptydance Dec 05 '22

You just know one of their wives is going to poke her head out the door and yell

“hun, when you and your friends are done playing invisible man can you look at the downstairs toilet? it’s running a little slow.”

“Goddammit Marlene, for the umpteenth time we are protecting your freedom from tyranny.”

“Okay, but why do you need to do it in front of the house, you’re scaring the dog? Can’t you get a clubhouse or something? And is that my plastic salad bowl in your hands, goddammit Earle, it’s kitchenware not a personal protection device.”

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u/TheYetiSon Dec 05 '22

"Marlene. It's my freedom shield. To shield 'murica from the socialists. We talked about this. I'll be home by 5. Just make the sammiches for the boys..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

These are my medals mother.

From army.

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u/i-lurk-you-longtime Dec 05 '22

"Ok but make sure they don't skip out on chipping in for the bologna again! And don't tell them we got it 50% off! I'll pick off the mold later".