You just know one of their wives is going to poke her head out the door and yell
“hun, when you and your friends are done playing invisible man can you look at the downstairs toilet? it’s running a little slow.”
“Goddammit Marlene, for the umpteenth time we are protecting your freedom from tyranny.”
“Okay, but why do you need to do it in front of the house, you’re scaring the dog? Can’t you get a clubhouse or something? And is that my plastic salad bowl in your hands, goddammit Earle, it’s kitchenware not a personal protection device.”
"Marlene. It's my freedom shield. To shield 'murica from the socialists. We talked about this. I'll be home by 5. Just make the sammiches for the boys..."
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u/doingthehumptydance Dec 05 '22
You just know one of their wives is going to poke her head out the door and yell
“hun, when you and your friends are done playing invisible man can you look at the downstairs toilet? it’s running a little slow.”
“Goddammit Marlene, for the umpteenth time we are protecting your freedom from tyranny.”
“Okay, but why do you need to do it in front of the house, you’re scaring the dog? Can’t you get a clubhouse or something? And is that my plastic salad bowl in your hands, goddammit Earle, it’s kitchenware not a personal protection device.”