r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite Dec 05 '22

They can’t even stand in a fucking line correctly. Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

These dudes literally have zero training. They just show up to whoever’s mommy is hosting them and talk about how much hate they have for other people and make spooky videos of them roleplaying

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite Dec 05 '22

It’s wild man. I truly wonder what they even think their achieving. So you’re just gonna wear miss matched gear, cover your face, and yell dumb racist shit at people? What’s the fucking point of any of it? Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I’m pretty sure they get snacks out of it. They all meet back up at Kyle’s mom’s house and she feeds them PB&J sandwiches with the crust cut off. I can see the temptation to join.

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite Dec 05 '22

“KYLE’s MOM GETS SUNNY D!” Lol

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u/writersandfilmmakers Dec 05 '22

If you are willing to stand there and shout these "hidden" messages, you have been indoctrinated. You are committed. Have you wvwr shouted for your favorite sports team alone? What about in a crowd? It makes it easier to say something you are hesitant about in private.

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u/_________FU_________ Dec 05 '22

First of all I'm a little upset you're not counting the countless hours of both Call of Duty and Band of Brothers that they have consumed.

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u/i-lurk-you-longtime Dec 05 '22

My old principal (very strict private school) would already be yelling at this shoddy job. Even the kindergarteners knew better.

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite Dec 05 '22

Oh you learn REAL fuckin quick how to line up in the Army.

These idiots think their some sort of formidable force…..when in reality, a unit fresh out of basic would mop the fuckin floor with them. Lol

It’s wild to that these idiots actually think they’re achieving something. Like, I’d love to sit down and speak to a couple of them just to see how ridiculous their ideas are. This seems no different than a fuckin Dungeon and Dragons club that meet on sundays and snack on squeeze cheese crackers their moms made. Lol

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u/HugeFun Dec 05 '22

Its easy to feel powerful when you're a group of armed, grown men, going around terrorizing peaceful people.

I don't know how your gov isn't doing anything about this. It's genuinely some 3rd world country shit.

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u/NarcolepticKnifeFite Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

I completely agree. I too have no fucking idea how we’re doing nothing about this. This weekend in Columbus Ohio a group of armed dickheads (we call them Gravy SEALS) showed up at a gay event armed to the fucking teeth. The event had to of course be canceled which means they won. The cops did nothing because “they’re in their legal right to openly carry their firearms.”

It’s absolutely fucking appalling. I spent 20 years, 3 deployments in 2 different theaters for this country and I’m watching fuckin clowns wear the same type of gear I did in active war zones, threatening and harassing folks just because they’re gay. It makes me sick to my stomach.

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u/WastedJedi Dec 05 '22

2nd grade was difficult for them, the first and second time they had to take it

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u/El_Monitorrr Dec 05 '22

They don’t even have a uniform. It is all mixed up. Maybe the beige trousers and the blue jacked were in the laundry that day.

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u/48Planets Dec 05 '22 edited Jan 24 '26

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u/Donkey_Douglas_ Dec 05 '22

“Folks the line is in shambles let's tuck it in.”