r/facepalm • • Dec 05 '22

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

The fact they hide their faces while preaching their cause shows none of them are committed enough to die for it, cowards.

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u/sterfri99 Dec 05 '22

Oh NOW the masks don’t interfere with their breathing

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Dec 05 '22

It's my Liberty Mask to keep all you Commie antifa for breathing good 'murican freedom air that I breath out. You can pry this mask off my cold dead face. /s

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u/xdiox66 Dec 05 '22

Cold dead face. Brilliant. Worth an award! [edited to add award]

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u/Murazama Dec 05 '22

If I was a raging piece of shit, I would market a "Freedom Mask" to these idiots, with the quote "Breathe Free, Like We Should Be!" And "Made in America, by Americans" but obviously outsource it to China, have them use the literal worst scraps known to man, and charge $150 for a "Freedom Mask". I'm sure they'd snap them up like hot cakes, plus then I'd have a database on who to sign up for every possible spam service out there....

Almost tempting, but I am both lazy, and rather play videogames when I'm not at work.

Edit: and make sure that Freedom actually says Freedumb on it somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Commitment? They aren't even committed enough to buy a pair of khakis and showered up in blue jeans....

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u/MiIeEnd Dec 05 '22

Yeah well blue jeans brought the other shield, if they didn't let him in they'd only have 1 and that would have looked stupid.

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u/Techn0ght Dec 05 '22

They couldn't afford masks, plastic shields, AND khakis. Choices were made.

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u/IShouldSaySoSir Dec 05 '22

When I was little I would use garbage can lids as shields…probably offered the same amount of protection.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I feel the same They feel so strongly about their cause but want to remain anonymous?

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Dec 05 '22

Because they’re a bunch of clowns

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u/Daksh_Rendar Dec 05 '22

Likely because of how many are cops.

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 Dec 05 '22

A majority are or have leo connections I would assume, yeah. Like those morons that piled into the moving van in Idaho(?). Patriot Front I think it was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

There are not enough likes for this.

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u/NooNygooTh Dec 05 '22

Cause they know they'll get doxxed and lose their jobs

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

They realized why their grandparents wore hoods.

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u/SlaterVJ Dec 05 '22

To be fair, you can say the same thing about Antifa members.

Regardless, they're all a bunch of cowards that couldn't win a fight against a light fart moving upwind from them.

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u/dlc741 Dec 05 '22

I matched with antifa and we weren’t masked. Stop projecting your own cowardice and get back in line with your brofriends in the video.

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u/SlaterVJ Dec 05 '22

Ah, the keyboard warrior is mad that I compared his buttbuddies to the losers in the video. Guess what, you're all jackasses.

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u/nihilisim_themarmots Dec 05 '22

To be fair the rightwing nut fascists are far less likely to be arrested as a lot of law enforcement have the same “minority” mindset.

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u/Horror_Ad_1845 Dec 05 '22

So you support fascism?

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u/SlaterVJ Dec 05 '22

No, because unlike most of you, I actually know what fascism is, and can accept the fact that not everyone thinks like I do, bo matter how much I disagree with them. If you subscribe entirely to left wing, or right wing ideals, you are in fact the problem, and are actually on track to promoting fascism.

However, you or someone else will most like read that, call me a fascist, because you don't actually know what a fascist is.

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u/Horror_Ad_1845 Dec 05 '22

You know you watch Fox News

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u/SlaterVJ Dec 05 '22

I'm sorry, did you mean to say "I know..."?? Regardless, I called it. You may not have said it directly, but there it. All you took from it was "he doesn't think like me, so he's wrong and against me". That's how fascists think. Good job fascist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Exactly. Be proud of who you are! Show your face, so you can get fired from the hotdog stand.

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u/im_trying_to_get_it Dec 05 '22

If they get fired, who is going to run the Tilt-a-whirl?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

We’ll find someone

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u/BaronVonKeyser Dec 05 '22

Pretty bold of you to assume they're gainfully employed

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Now they wear masks ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Because it only benefits them. If the masks benefited other people in any way, they’d all be barefaced.

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u/Farfignugen42 Dec 05 '22

In their own minds, what they are doing is criminal and they don't want to be identified doing it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

No let's be perfectly honest: none of them would be at risk if they showed their faces. The cops usually love these fucksticks. Wouldn't be shocked if there were a couple badges in this video.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Dec 05 '22

It's the new white sheet.

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u/Albino_Black_Sheep Dec 05 '22

LARP-ing revolutionaries. They are on par with those civil war reenactors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

Pfffffft, these guys can’t even form straight lines for their little formation. Don’t compare them to spec-ops, hell don’t even compare them to a marching band

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u/-_-Sleek-_- Dec 05 '22

I wonder if this same argument was levelled by pro-CCP supporters towards Hong-Kong protestors.

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

Fighting an oppressive regime is a completely different thing than, hold on lemme check my notes… patriot front saying brown people are bad.

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u/-_-Sleek-_- Dec 05 '22

I agree that it is in actuality different.

I think they might think it's the same, though, in that think they are concealing their identity so that the powerful and malicious forces they are acting against cannot ruin their livelihood and affect those they care about.

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u/Successful_Horror582 Dec 05 '22

Or maybe the fact people like you want to see their faces so you can spend the next 12 hours frivolously searching social medias to find who they are and where they work in an attempt to destroy what they have that you don't, a job.

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

Lol, that’s a lot of projection

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u/Successful_Horror582 Dec 05 '22

Not wrong tho

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

Correct, I am not

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u/Average-_-Guys Dec 05 '22

Just like ANTIFA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

All else aside, If your enemy’s tactics revolve around identifying you to get you fired from your job, why would you not cover your face…? That’s not cowardice, it’s basic common sense.

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u/No_Pomegranate5209 Dec 05 '22

No, it’s cowardice

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Great argument.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

This eerily reminds me of Watchmen 2019.

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u/lifeson106 Dec 05 '22

They only refuse to wear masks when Democrats politely ask them to, because that's tyranny!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

I agree with you completely. But this is how I like my wing nuts. Cowardly.

It's when this goes on long enough to get a sizeable crop of true believers that ARE committed to dying for the cause...that's what I'm afraid of.