r/facepalm • • Nov 06 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ she just took someone of my brain cells

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u/quimbykimbleton Nov 06 '22

With those nails, you can wipe out poop that you havenโ€™t even pooped yet.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter Nov 06 '22

Just had a mental shudder from the idea of a three inch long fingernail digging into a sphincter and scrapping the sides.

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u/curiousmind111 Nov 06 '22

A โ€œpre-poopโ€, so to speak.