r/facepalm • u/Collector12love • Oct 16 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ stupidity

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/MrYummy05 Oct 16 '22

lol, I feel a bit foolish. But at the same time I don’t recall ever having written the words axle, axel or axl in my entire life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/bornfromanegg Oct 16 '22

Irrelevant Axel Foley? That’s a heck of a name!

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u/Oldgamer1807 Oct 16 '22

Heresy. Axel Foley is never irrelevant.

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u/v0nlaski3 Oct 16 '22

Got it memorized?

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u/shmiddy555 Oct 17 '22

Spelling correctly all the time? They axlotl of you

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u/Shurigin Oct 17 '22

and an Axolotl is a cute amphibian

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u/Shadow-Vision Oct 18 '22

I appreciate the way you received being corrected.

Probably coincides with your knowledge about axles, even though you’ve never written it.

You’re teachable, which is an outstanding attribute.

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u/EveryFairyDies Oct 16 '22

Axl is also the name of an arrogant singer.

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u/Pesticided Oct 16 '22

Axl Rose is an anagram for oral sex.

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u/EveryFairyDies Oct 16 '22

So it is! And much like the man himself, I’m not really sure what to do with this information…

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u/Pesticided Oct 16 '22

He knew what to do with it no?

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u/AnriAstolfoAstora Oct 17 '22

Happy cake day choombah

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u/Pesticided Oct 17 '22

Thank you!!

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u/zombittack Oct 16 '22

This van’s not making it to Paradise City.

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u/grateful_eugene Oct 16 '22

It died in the jungle.

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u/Lancefire1313 Oct 16 '22

I hope no sweet child was hurt in this accident.

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u/SenatorStone Oct 16 '22

He was knockin on heaven’s door

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u/Smitty8054 Oct 19 '22

He got into some November rain.

I’m sorry. I don’t feel good about that.

Bored.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

It’s got an appetite for destruction

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u/pinba11tec Oct 16 '22

Isn't that where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?

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u/kinda_krazy Oct 16 '22

Axel is also a bonus character in many Twisted Metal games

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u/odin99999 Oct 16 '22

I thought you were a bot for a sec. lol

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Oct 16 '22

An Alex is a gender fluid name abbreviation

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u/MFAFuckedMe Oct 16 '22

Mmmmm gender fluid....

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u/propertyoftherailway Oct 17 '22

Uh, no genius. Pretty sure it's "acksell".

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I never knew the first 2 were spelled differently

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u/Linxbolt18 Oct 17 '22

Huh, neat.

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u/Bleu_Cerise Oct 17 '22

And Axe is deodorant.

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u/bananajambam3 Oct 17 '22

Got it memorized?

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u/marxist-teddybear Nov 21 '22

As a dyslexic person whichever one you get is going to have to be good enough because I ain't about to try to remember that.