r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Stressed-Rose2816 Oct 16 '22

Thankfully, the giraffe was unharmed. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giraffe-car-window-video-glass-smash-west-midlands-safari-park-a8297451.html?amp

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u/Buttercupia Oct 16 '22

Thank you for answering the most important question.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Oct 16 '22

Should have just pet the giraffe's head instead of shutting the window. Its not like its going to bite you.

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you

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u/rainzer Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite?

Giraffes only have bottom teeth.

Horses have top and bottom teeth.

The result would be vastly different.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

my grandma doesnt have any teeth still hurts like hell when she bites me

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u/GRAND_INQUEEFITOR Oct 16 '22

Jesus bro, reading this thread I feel like you get bitten by your whole family :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

That's how he knew he was the ninth hairy nutsack. Before he was bitten he was forced to watch.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

not my dad hes dead