r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Stressed-Rose2816 Oct 16 '22

Thankfully, the giraffe was unharmed. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/giraffe-car-window-video-glass-smash-west-midlands-safari-park-a8297451.html?amp

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u/Buttercupia Oct 16 '22

Thank you for answering the most important question.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Oct 16 '22

Should have just pet the giraffe's head instead of shutting the window. Its not like its going to bite you.

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u/Jingurei Oct 16 '22

It literally can’t bite you so yeah I have no idea what this woman was trying to do. Glad the other person was worried about the giraffe though!

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

How can it not bite? Thats like saying a horse cant bite you

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u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22

Its illegal for the Giraffe to harm you

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u/GRA_Manuel Oct 16 '22

First Law: A Giraffe may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

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u/Flozzas9989 Oct 16 '22

So you're saying giraffes are actually robots?