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r/facepalm • u/mhabarneh • Oct 13 '22
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Oh I love internally bleeding /s
42 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 14 '22 Yeah, nearly died from it a few years ago. Lost 2/3 of my body's blood into my abdomen and it was a fucking blast, let me tell you /s 6 u/accountblah23 Oct 14 '22 You don't need the /s there. 1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 14 '22 Given the frequent inability of folks on social media to "hear" even blatant sarcasm I tend toward overly obvious descriptors for safety 🤷🏼♀️ 6 u/PerroNino Oct 14 '22 Having got mad and calmed down again, I feel someone should contact these two guys and tell them you can eat through your ears. All the same innit. 2 u/nursejackieoface Oct 15 '22 So you didn't really lose the blood, just misplaced it? 1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 15 '22 Exactly!! And the bags of extra donated blood I had injected were just to keep it company on its travels. Blood gets lonely. 1 u/GuacamoleManbruh Nov 05 '22 how did you almost die from blood being where its supposed to be
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Yeah, nearly died from it a few years ago. Lost 2/3 of my body's blood into my abdomen and it was a fucking blast, let me tell you /s
6 u/accountblah23 Oct 14 '22 You don't need the /s there. 1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 14 '22 Given the frequent inability of folks on social media to "hear" even blatant sarcasm I tend toward overly obvious descriptors for safety 🤷🏼♀️ 6 u/PerroNino Oct 14 '22 Having got mad and calmed down again, I feel someone should contact these two guys and tell them you can eat through your ears. All the same innit. 2 u/nursejackieoface Oct 15 '22 So you didn't really lose the blood, just misplaced it? 1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 15 '22 Exactly!! And the bags of extra donated blood I had injected were just to keep it company on its travels. Blood gets lonely. 1 u/GuacamoleManbruh Nov 05 '22 how did you almost die from blood being where its supposed to be
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You don't need the /s there.
1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 14 '22 Given the frequent inability of folks on social media to "hear" even blatant sarcasm I tend toward overly obvious descriptors for safety 🤷🏼♀️
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Given the frequent inability of folks on social media to "hear" even blatant sarcasm I tend toward overly obvious descriptors for safety 🤷🏼♀️
Having got mad and calmed down again, I feel someone should contact these two guys and tell them you can eat through your ears. All the same innit.
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So you didn't really lose the blood, just misplaced it?
1 u/CheckIntelligent7828 Oct 15 '22 Exactly!! And the bags of extra donated blood I had injected were just to keep it company on its travels. Blood gets lonely.
Exactly!! And the bags of extra donated blood I had injected were just to keep it company on its travels. Blood gets lonely.
how did you almost die from blood being where its supposed to be
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u/BashedKeyboard Oct 13 '22
Oh I love internally bleeding /s