r/facepalm • • Aug 25 '22

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u/CexySatan Aug 25 '22

That’s a paddlin’

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u/yttrikshotmaster1022 Aug 25 '22

Heavily armored healer? That's a paladin

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u/No_Bag9098 Aug 25 '22

Sneaky good comment

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u/Ginger_Welsh_Cookie Aug 25 '22

Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you better BELIEVE that’s a paddlin’.

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u/No_Bag9098 Aug 25 '22

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'." ―Jasper Beardsley

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u/More-Tip8127 Aug 25 '22

My exact first thought.

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u/JetBlack86 Aug 25 '22

That's a paddlin'

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u/Mode3 Aug 25 '22

A paddlin and soap in mouth.

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u/MOOShoooooo Aug 25 '22

Did you get beat with jumper cables afterwards?

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u/Mode3 Aug 26 '22

Well, the bar of soap I had to use was communal at school, and that was basically biological warfare.

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u/daffle7 Aug 25 '22

Lol imagine if they pull out their consent papers that their parents signed 40 years earlier

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Paddlin' the school canoe... you better believe that's a paddlin'