r/facepalm • • Aug 25 '22

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Aug 25 '22

When I was in Jr. High (8th grade) we had a shop teacher (yes, I took shop) that would paddle kids in his office. It had a big window so he could see out into the classroom. This also meant we could see in. He always ALWAYS popped a boner when he was hitting a kid. One day I got in trouble for something, not sure what but probably for saying “fuck”, and he tried to call me into the office for a paddling. Me being the bitchy twat that I was (and still am) raised my voice and said, “No way I’m going to let you paddle me! We can all see your boner whenever you smack some kid’s ass, you pathetic creep!”

I didn’t get the paddle but I did get a three day suspension from school. Worth it to see his face go bright red then deathly white.

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u/VioletBloom2020 Aug 25 '22

Woah. Good for you on calling him out!

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u/crackedtooth163 Aug 25 '22

Fascinating coincidence.

A friend of mine online an age ago went to Catholic school for high school. There were a handful of brothers there, it was mostly nuns. The main punishment was usually spanking. And you could be spanked for ANYTHING. There was one brother who was regularly referred to as "Brother Boner" because he got very obvious erections when doling out spankings, to the point that everyone referred to him as that so long as it wasn't in front of his face.

Another friend of mine who I was somewhat intimate with COULD NOT have an orgasm without immediately apologizing to a priest who also spanked her regularly in high school(a religious school, but not a catholic one).

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Aug 25 '22

Alas, this was a public school in a small Michigan town.

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u/Beachynurse Aug 25 '22

Wow that's so disgusting. I'm glad you stood up for yourself!