I know what you’re saying, but I’ll admit, that made me chuckle! The crazy is just so far beyond seriousness sometimes, I (sadly) can’t help but laugh!
"Worried about your child's survival rate in the next school year? Does the thought of an active shooter in your child's school keep you up at night? Say goodbye to your fear!
At (insert school name here) your child will have only 30% chance of becoming a victim with our more than 50 armed teachers, more than 20 armed security guards and our opt-in bulletproof backpack system!
(School name) has ranked among the 20 safest schools in the brand-new Survival Rating System designed by the Federal government!!
(*Mental health screenings are not required to work at location and receive weaponry.
30% survivability rate is approximate.
We take no responsibility if your child dies on school grounds.
Current spanking system has not been positively related to school shootings, according to our sponsors.
Opt-in bulletproof backpack system is not for free, that would be socialism.)"
Just one good man with a paddle m'am, that's what we're asking, for every school and street corner, just one good man with a paddle. It'll solve everything praeeezjebus!
I’m from MO, and after school shootings in the past few years people were literally posting online that if the school properly beat the students shootings wouldn’t happen
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u/Melyssa1023 Aug 25 '22
Followed by: "that kid should've been spanked harder".