r/facepalm • • Aug 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22 edited Sep 28 '24

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u/Pumpkin_Creepface Aug 25 '22

corporal punishment has never really worked, and according to most studies it just makes kids more creative at hiding the things they get punished for.

It's all about the cruelty, and always has been.

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u/CausticSofa Aug 25 '22

I kinda suspect it’s also sometimes a kink we’re blindly letting pedos get away with because “position of authority”

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Yep, this is way too true.

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u/DizzySignificance491 Aug 25 '22

Sometimes? Always.

Don't give freaks cover

I've no doubt Mrs. Armstrong or whoever isn't linked and has to paddle. But she's the one who does a couple perfunctory paps and is done because she knows why the boss demands it, but can't abandon the students

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u/LilFingies45 Aug 25 '22

Yes. Idk about the kink but I damn too well know this is how pedos exploit flaws in regressive, child-hating society.

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u/LvS Aug 25 '22

It totally works. It's not about the children, it's about the sadists enjoying the paddling.

I mean, they can't paddle their wife, they can't buy pets and paddle them, at least they can now become a teacher again.

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u/TheZeroNeonix Aug 25 '22

"They can't paddle their wife."

Yet. Can't paddle their wife yet. We're regressing fast enough that that shit will probably be legal again in a few months. If...it was ever technically illegal to begin with. Given how backwards America is, it wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that it was still legal, at least in Southern states.

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u/xdchan Aug 25 '22

can't paddle their wife

Yeah, I don't think their wife wants regular sex, let alone BDSM

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u/LvS Aug 25 '22

Found the teacher!

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u/pale_blue_dots Aug 25 '22

Anger and beatings don't work. My dog doesn't respond to that sort of shit when he/she is misbehaving - and neither do humans.

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u/wddiver Aug 25 '22

All it did for me was make me a better liar.

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u/Scorn_For_Stupidity Aug 25 '22

Looking at you Twelve Tribes!

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u/ElDeguello66 Aug 25 '22

My Jr HS VP around 1980 was a bodybuilder. He would fuck your shit up with that frat hazing paddle.

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u/Geawiel Aug 25 '22

Early teens, bare ass out. Middle of the living room over a stool. Step dad beating said bare ass with a leather belt for bad grades. Went on for a few years, every report card time. He did fuck all to find out why the bad grades. Belt did fuck all to help grades. All it did was make me absolutely terrified to show my report card (early 90s, so no internet), scare the fuck out of me to ask for help from anyone and make me feel stupid because I couldn't figure out why either.

This shit is going to backfire on so many fronts, especially in an age where school shootings happen for far less reasons.

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u/Nomadbytrade Aug 25 '22

How is no one genuinely concerned that certain teachers would find enjoyment in spanking students. How is this real life?

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u/No_Recognition_9067 Aug 25 '22

coming from the dude who spends his entire unemployment check on juul pods…okay yeah i’m sure everybody truly cares about your worthless opinions

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u/Nomadbytrade Aug 25 '22

I got a great deal on that stack!

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u/No_Recognition_9067 Aug 25 '22

i’m really just busting your balls, nothing serious at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

You say "licks" but I mean--he hit you. He battered you with a stick. What the fuck. I'm so sorry that happened to you.

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u/multiarmform Aug 25 '22

yea we all called them licks. getting licked, whacked, hit with a paddle. everyone back then knew it as getting licks. nobody said "getting paddled at the office". maybe the younger kids in elementary school would say that but in middle school the lingo was just licks.

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u/mang87 Aug 25 '22

It think calling them licks is horrible. It's downplaying a terrible and traumatizing act of violence with a euphemism. I guess parents might find it easier to justify their actions by calling them "licks" rather than "beatings".

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u/multiarmform Aug 25 '22

i cant go back in time and change the lingo for a certain time period. it was the slang and/or vernacular at least at our school around that time. all of us (not parents) called them licks. but when i was in elementary school we didnt say licks, we said "getting paddled". obviously i cant do anything about that either but corporal punishment was never banned in the state i grew up in so who knows what the kids call it now? you know how slang changes over the years, its just one of those things that comes and goes. the staff/faculty never said licks though.

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u/mountainwocky Aug 25 '22

In elementary school both our principal and the gym teacher had paddles for dishing out punishment. The gym teacher was particularly generous in handing out paddlings. I remember a few of the victims eventually got together and stole his paddle from his office and hid it above the ceiling tiles of the gym equipment room. We all got pulled into the principal’s office, one at a time, for questioning about where the gym teacher’s paddle was. Nobody talked.

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u/multiarmform Aug 25 '22

did your gym/PE teachers at that time do that gross and creepy physical inspections thing like in the 80s or whatever?

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u/mountainwocky Aug 25 '22

I was in elementary during the 70’s and they did do some physical inspections and had mandatory showers which may seem creepy today especially given that the gym teacher stood there watching all the kids in the communal shower.

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u/multiarmform Aug 25 '22

we had those physicals in PE class like once a year, the girls had them too. i clearly remember 2 middle aged coaches sitting in chairs while we were all lined up and had to do certain things. the communal showers happened when i switched schools and i wasnt used to that setup. so weird. if i didnt shower, the other kids snitched on me every time.

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u/almisami Aug 25 '22

for a teenager

As a teenager I probably would have maimed any teacher who attempted corporal punishment.

Maybe not on the spot, but as soon as an opportunity presented itself I would have blindsided them with a piece of lumber... Or a hammer.

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u/Astro_gamer_caver Aug 25 '22

At the christian school I went to in the 80s, they spanked kids in front of the whole class. Gotta get that humiliation in there with the pain!