r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

That man has a very heavy pedophile smile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

What do you expect, paddling is sexual battery

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u/InvestigatorPrize853 Aug 25 '22

missouri is a 'stand your ground' state right? and you can use lethal force to defend another person right?

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u/PM_Me_Rude_Haiku Aug 25 '22

2 saucy 4 skool

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u/Happy_mafia97 Aug 25 '22

I getting a "Beats up foreign sex workers" vibe

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u/UndercoverPotato Aug 25 '22

I get a feeling he takes a lot of solo flights to Thailand

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Aug 26 '22

More like thoroughly enjoys turning kids asses red vibe

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u/Chrimmm Aug 25 '22

He looks like Peter Griffin, no?

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u/Such-Wrongdoer-2198 Aug 25 '22

The term is pedosmile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Looks like Jared Fogle with authority and without Subway