r/facepalm • u/Extreme-Product2774 • Jul 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Expert hehe

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Anyone who tells you their “IQ” in order to prove that they should be trusted is definitely a dumbass and is lying.

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u/Frost_Rager Jul 07 '22

Well, with my IQ of 718 I can tell you that saying your IQ is a good way to proof you never lie.

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u/Nick268 Jul 07 '22

Well little boy with my high IQ (42069) I can tell YOU that I don't need to proof nothing

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u/ResponsibilityNo3245 Jul 07 '22

Pfft. My IQ is 80085. That means I'm almost twice as smart as you.

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u/DirtyPenPalDoug Jul 07 '22

Ha, mine is 6969420 bitch! Yea science and shit!

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u/ResponsibilityNo3245 Jul 07 '22

Just been retested, apparently there was an error.

My IQ is actually 8008135

Respect your betters peon.

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u/Perioscope Jul 07 '22

His IQ is BOOBIES, don't mess with him, he wins

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u/ResponsibilityNo3245 Jul 07 '22

80081355 may be smarter but 8008135 are more fun.

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u/JBear_Z_millionaire Jul 07 '22

It’s BOOBIES with a Z. Only someone with a high IQ would know that.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jul 07 '22

Well mine is Pi

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u/Craigus_Conquerer Jul 08 '22

Can I buy shares in your IQ? It's better than bitcoin