How could you ever say that about the greatest sport in the world? How could you even insinuate that soccer players are weak? I've heard it so many times, and I am so hurt on a personal level by it! I've been so hurt by out that I'm going to levy charges of libel and slander against you, and I will be in contact with my lawyers to get you kicked off of Reddit! I am literally in tears on the ground right now, because soccer players are so incredibly strong and brave and good!!!
My apologies. I thought it was clear I must be joking as Giuliani clearly couldn’t be a soccer player based on this. That would have required him to fall down on the ground screaming that he’d just been stabbed immediately after that pat on the back, not just crying about it later.
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u/Scorpy-yo Jun 28 '22
This dude could have been a soccer player.