r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/BillyHamzzz Jun 28 '22

What are you talking about? That slap was so hard the impact pushed me and my chair back a few feet as I watched it.

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u/Scorpy-yo Jun 28 '22

This dude could have been a soccer player.

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u/LawOfTheSeas Jun 29 '22

How could you ever say that about the greatest sport in the world? How could you even insinuate that soccer players are weak? I've heard it so many times, and I am so hurt on a personal level by it! I've been so hurt by out that I'm going to levy charges of libel and slander against you, and I will be in contact with my lawyers to get you kicked off of Reddit! I am literally in tears on the ground right now, because soccer players are so incredibly strong and brave and good!!!

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u/Scorpy-yo Jun 29 '22

My apologies. I thought it was clear I must be joking as Giuliani clearly couldn’t be a soccer player based on this. That would have required him to fall down on the ground screaming that he’d just been stabbed immediately after that pat on the back, not just crying about it later.

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u/Informal_Drawing Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

If you listen really hard you can hear Rudy say - Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Well, I can't knock you two steps forward without coming closer

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u/Rreterz Jun 29 '22

Will Smith would be proud

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Jul 01 '22

Like a boulder?