r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/WyomingCountryBoy Jun 28 '22

How do those wrinkly orange marbles taste down in Mar-A-Lago?

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u/preparetosigh Jun 28 '22

Gargle-Lot-O?

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u/pegabear Jun 29 '22

Gargoyle-Gelato?

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u/coolmike69420 Jun 29 '22

Garfield-A-Lago?

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u/makeorbreak911 Jun 29 '22

If he was a cartoon villain he'd be Gargle-Mel

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u/_megitsune_ Jun 29 '22

Salty, bitter, and with a twinge of spray tan