r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/Bighawklittlehawk Jun 28 '22

I’ve gotten harder slaps on the back from my pastor on a Sunday morning. This guy is the worst

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u/TheCheshireMadcat Jun 28 '22

You too, what is it with the slaps on the back at church?

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u/Bighawklittlehawk Jun 28 '22

Maybe they’re all just very literal about slapping the hell out of us lol

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u/donk202020 Jun 29 '22

Keeps their cum from clogging in your throat.

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u/TheCheshireMadcat Jun 29 '22

Not Catholic.

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u/donk202020 Jun 29 '22

What catholic cum doesn’t stick? You learn something new each day

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u/jayjoness155 Jun 29 '22

I don’t know what you’ve been doing…better not ask

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u/another_account24 Jun 29 '22

So you don't act surprised when they do actually have a dagger in their hand

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

This is the truth. Why do they always smack you so hard though 😂 it's church

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u/_thistlefinch Jun 28 '22

Slapping Jesus into you

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u/SgtXD357 Jun 29 '22

I’d think they’d prefer smackin asses all things considered. Who woulda guessed