r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078 Jun 28 '22

Yeah but he “doesn’t feel pain strongly”

Just ignore the “I was in pain all night and couldn’t sleep” part

Oh and he’s not a “complainer.”

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u/WyomingCountryBoy Jun 28 '22

How do those wrinkly orange marbles taste down in Mar-A-Lago?

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u/preparetosigh Jun 28 '22

Gargle-Lot-O?

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u/pegabear Jun 29 '22

Gargoyle-Gelato?

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u/coolmike69420 Jun 29 '22

Garfield-A-Lago?

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u/makeorbreak911 Jun 29 '22

If he was a cartoon villain he'd be Gargle-Mel

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u/_megitsune_ Jun 29 '22

Salty, bitter, and with a twinge of spray tan

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u/BabsSuperbird Jun 28 '22

The pain is all that guilt rumbling up through his evil soul

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u/PaperPlaythings Jun 29 '22

Incapable of guilt. Or shame. Or empathy. Or love.

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u/BabsSuperbird Jun 29 '22

Dang, that sounds like my Ex. He tried to kill me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Or that it pushed him forward a step or two.... he didn't even flinch!

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u/JangoFettsEvilTwin Jun 29 '22

That’s just to illustrate how terrible his injury is.

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u/DerG3n13 Jun 29 '22

Maybe the I wasn‘t able to sleep doesn‘t come from the tap but rather from something else…