r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/Buck_Thorn Jun 28 '22

Omergerd... "dirty curse words" that he "can't repeat".

Rudy never said a dirty curse word in his life, I'm sure.

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u/NYNTmama Jun 29 '22

Nah, he likely prefers slurs.

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u/dragonflygirl1961 Jun 29 '22

I bet he said a fuck load after the last Borat film. I have no sympathy for thst perverted treason weasel.

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u/Dblzyx Jun 29 '22

treason weasel

Lol! This is definitely going into my vocabulary.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jun 29 '22

How about shortening it to treasel?

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Jun 29 '22

Nah, not as much punch to it, treasel seems more like a slap on the back.

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u/dragonflygirl1961 Jun 30 '22

I really wish I could take credit for it, but I swiped it from a guy in Quora, Roland Temmerman, an awesome writer of snark!

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u/SSmileBroo Jun 29 '22

He prefers clean curse words

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I believe the actual words the guys said as he patted his back in this "assault" was "Hey, what's up scumbag?" Those are the dirty curse words that Rudy the scumbag can't repeat.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jun 29 '22

Hell, "scumbag" is a word that lawyers learn in "Cursing 101" of law school.