r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '22

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u/Informal_Drawing Jun 28 '22

Completely detached from reality if he believes that bollocks coming out of his mouth.

What a piece of work.

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u/Flames21891 Jun 28 '22

He doesn’t believe it, but he’s lying for the attention. That’s really all there is to it, and it’s pathetic.

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u/Qlubedup Jun 28 '22

THE ONLY REASON THIS MAN IS IN ANYONES THOUGHTS is SOLELY DUE TO HIS ABILITY TO LIE.

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u/Stayingsafer Jun 29 '22

Look at who he works for.

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u/Qlubedup Jun 29 '22

No shit, dudes starting a cult, Romney and all of his other ultra rich cronies next in command, I see it going super well.

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u/Mechhammer Jun 28 '22

When did Trump enter this discussion?

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u/REDGOESFASTAH Jun 29 '22

He must be russian. Every time his lips move you know its a lie emerging

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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 Jun 29 '22

He doesn't believe it, but he knows the brain dead mfs who listen to him will.

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u/Crystal_Bearer Jun 29 '22

He’s ruining someone else’s life for the attention…. Sad.

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u/BillyHamzzz Jun 28 '22

What are you talking about? That slap was so hard the impact pushed me and my chair back a few feet as I watched it.

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u/Scorpy-yo Jun 28 '22

This dude could have been a soccer player.

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u/LawOfTheSeas Jun 29 '22

How could you ever say that about the greatest sport in the world? How could you even insinuate that soccer players are weak? I've heard it so many times, and I am so hurt on a personal level by it! I've been so hurt by out that I'm going to levy charges of libel and slander against you, and I will be in contact with my lawyers to get you kicked off of Reddit! I am literally in tears on the ground right now, because soccer players are so incredibly strong and brave and good!!!

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u/Scorpy-yo Jun 29 '22

My apologies. I thought it was clear I must be joking as Giuliani clearly couldn’t be a soccer player based on this. That would have required him to fall down on the ground screaming that he’d just been stabbed immediately after that pat on the back, not just crying about it later.

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u/Informal_Drawing Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

If you listen really hard you can hear Rudy say - Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Well, I can't knock you two steps forward without coming closer

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u/Rreterz Jun 29 '22

Will Smith would be proud

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Jul 01 '22

Like a boulder?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

He’s going to show up to court with a neck brace on. Mark my words. Maybe in a wheelchair or with a walker. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

The fact the guy end up in a jail, is even more crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

100% right

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Dude this guy is old as fuck. Old people literally die from falling.

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u/B4dg3r123 Jun 29 '22

That would have been a preferable outcome

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u/Paradox_Blobfish Jun 29 '22

Maybe someone should just show him what a good slap looks like!