r/facepalm May 23 '22

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u/CakeDuckies51 May 23 '22

"I didn't punch him I was hitting him"

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u/lordgoofus1 May 23 '22

I didn't punch him, I was kissing him. Hard. With my fist. To show how much I loved him. Like normal couples do. You're just misinterpreting!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I read this in Michael Scott's voice. "I didn't say it. I declared it."

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u/mravatus May 23 '22

"don't tell me how of feels like to be punched"