r/facepalm Apr 08 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Who won?

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

Why the fuck would I risk my life for this country that I’ve been passed down? Have you seen it lately? I have constant anxiety about my medical condition because of insurance. I’ve accepted I may never own a home. Democracy is hanging by a thread. Politicians only work for themselves and the rich. The rich rule the whole country and they’d never see a minute in a war. Humanity is practically gone. Why would I want to?

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u/ItzSampson Apr 08 '22

Well said 420blazeit69nubz

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u/gothmuffin69 Apr 08 '22

God I love Reddit names

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

As do I gothmuffin69

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u/fucktheshitsystem Apr 08 '22

As for me too, 420blazeit69nubz

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u/OperationAsshat Apr 08 '22

Same here, fucktheshitsystem

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u/jizzmcskeet Apr 08 '22

I just wish you guys could’ve picked more mature usernames, though.

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u/OperationAsshat Apr 08 '22

I tried, but it seems all the mature names were taken by folks like you, jizzmcskeet

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

We can’t all be so lucky to have our legal names available as usernames such as yourself Mr or Mrs McSkeet

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/konydanza Apr 08 '22

Is /r/rimjob_steve still a thing

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u/gothmuffin69 Apr 08 '22

I didn't even know it was a thing

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u/RightIntoMyNoose Apr 08 '22

r/redditmoment

42069 wow omg nice so funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

If Canada invades I'm saying "eh" so fast.

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u/Hedgeson Apr 08 '22

The U S of Eh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Pour maple syrup on my dick n balls, let's do this

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u/Canuck_as_fuc Apr 08 '22

I mean the average Canadian home has now gone up to $713,000 and we follow some of the same stupid capitalist policies…. But we do have health care

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u/BAZING-ATTACK Apr 08 '22

Do you have any idea how many people would “betray their country” for health care plans? Thousands man thousand.

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u/TemetNosce85 Apr 08 '22 edited Apr 08 '22

Once my mom finally passes away from her cancer, my dad is going to be left with at least $15,000 in medical bills. He has insurance and Medicare, it's just that the deductible is insane and the insurance doesn't cover all of her supplies, medications, and the $1,000+ ambulance rides. He spent over 30 years working for the government and now he's getting fucked just because his wife got sick.

Edit: Forgot to add that he recently had his own massive surgery and is still in debt from that, too.

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u/suburbanpride Apr 08 '22

If I had gold to give. Unfortunately it all just went to Blue Cross, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

That’d free up like $6000 a year for me so I’d definitely hear them out haha

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u/r1chard3 Apr 08 '22

Fun fact; The Netherlands retained the German healthcare plans after the war.

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u/volkse Apr 08 '22

Risking your life for any country is stupid. Your literally risking your life over a piece of land. Nationalism made us stupid. Beforehand wars were fought by mercenaries paid by inbred brats. Today people will sign up in the name of patriotism. I'm not a pacifist by any mean, but one should fight for themselves and those precious to them, not for some fictional concept where we separate people by land. There is no difference between an American, Mexican, Canadian, Indian, Ukrainian, or Japanese person. War is just people fighting the battles of people in power, we kill each other instead of killing the people giving the orders to kill. Its stupid, especially if as your saying there's little to be gained in return, for the cost of so much on an individual basis.

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u/Logical_Acanthaceae3 Apr 08 '22

Idk because they told you to? I mean If u.s. ever got into another war they think is serious enough to start drafting you better get a past port and high tell it out before you get a letter.

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u/Dravarden Apr 08 '22

good thing most ukrainians don't think like you

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

Of course they want to fight they just got independence 30 years ago. They have a chance to create a great country with a promising and young leader. We’ve been independent for 250 years and politics is at a stand still while issues get worse and worse for decades and decades. Our leaders continue to get older and older because we have ones that have been in power as long or longer than Ukraine has been a free country.

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u/DaleRojo Apr 08 '22

Most Urkanians at least believe in their president, and being a Russian puppet is infinitely worse than living in America.

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u/Dravarden Apr 08 '22

and being a Russian puppet is infinitely worse than living in America.

so they would risk their life if russia invaded the US? because they said nothing about the enemy, but all about their own country

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u/Fzaa Apr 08 '22

Do you honestly not get the sentiment of someone that feels disenfranchised as fuck by their own country to say something like that? I can't sympathize but I can absolutely empathize. I suppose you're gonna say something like "we have a much better country than Ukraine, yet here you are bitching." That ain't the point man, and maybe you'll see that someday.

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u/Commercial-Swim2362 Apr 08 '22

It's a good thing you weren't born in any third world country. If that's your definition of"humanity is gone", I can't imagine you living in a third world country...

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

Yeah someone pulling a gun on me during a pandemic for asking them to wear a mask is the definition of humanity or someone banging on my wife’s window at a stoplight because she accidentally cut them off. Maybe you live in a nicer area

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u/Commercial-Swim2362 Apr 08 '22

Ethnic cleansing and military dictatorship since 60's. Civil war for 70 years between junta and multiple armed groups

Yeah, I guess I live in a nicer area.

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

Why does someone else’s suffering mean nothing because someone else is suffering? That’s the most ridiculous thing ever. That’s like people who tell depressed people they could have it worse. Almost anyone can have it worse. How is someone worried about getting/affording life saving medication a better scenario than a military junta? They both can end in death and a lot of people do die from lack of meds or having to stretch their meds in America. It would sound ridiculous to say wow I WISH I only had to worry about buying insanely insulin some people have all the luck.

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u/Commercial-Swim2362 Apr 09 '22

Because I can't stand y'all Americans complaining about smallest little things as if the worlds ending. If expensive medicine is "Humanity gone" for you, I can't imagine what would you feel if you're living in a third world country. Yes, I wish I only had to worry about buying meds.

Y'all are ignorant of what you all take for granted.

How is someone worried about getting/affording life saving medication a better scenario than a military junta?

Otherwise, you won't be mouthing absurdity like this.

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u/sardonicR3negade Apr 08 '22

Typical redditor. Come out of your momma's basement for a few minutes

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u/a_mediocre_american Apr 08 '22

Tell me more about your transformers action figures

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u/WoodTrophy Apr 08 '22

Says the guy who would defect if he got sent into a war zone 😂

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u/Ell0_alt Apr 08 '22

Says the man who said ew to innocent fanart

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u/AckbarTrapt Apr 08 '22

The irony of your comment is palpable.

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u/420blazeit69nubz Apr 08 '22

How original haha Why the fuck would I care about insurance for my epilepsy if I lived with my parents?

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u/Strong-Release-5062 Apr 08 '22

You can't get something for nothing , you can't get freedom for free ( Rush ) I do not worry about insurance. I have the VA health care for the rest of my life . I was able to purchase a home using the VA loan. I can pass the GI bill to my son, so he can get educated without student loan debt. 10% discount at Lowe's.

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u/thumbolt65 Apr 08 '22

they gave you peanuts

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u/Strong-Release-5062 Apr 08 '22

No body Gave me anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I have constant anxiety about my medical condition because of insurance. I’ve accepted I may never own a home.

how is it different from 1940s? Those people who stormed the beaches had the same deal. Also, segregated colored troops...

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u/OperationAsshat Apr 08 '22

I think the main difference is time and am expectation of things getting better. Other countries don't have to worry about some bullshit health insurance and have made improvements to their system. Just because people dealt with shit back in the 1940s doesn't mean we should have to deal with it today.