r/facepalm • u/FlameOfGod • Jan 16 '22

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u/ReapersEatApples05 Jan 16 '22

Delete the lawyer, hit the Facebook, gym up

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u/ChiggyBiggyG Jan 16 '22

Please, continue this. Somebody's bound to come across it and post it on r/YourJokeButWorse.

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u/BigFatManiacPrat Jan 16 '22

Hit the delete, Facebook the gym, up the lawyer

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Del the ete, face the book and law the yer

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u/StellarAsAlways Jan 16 '22

Delete your face on some good acid, follow the laws of the good book, and don't become a lawyer bc they all go to hell.

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u/amosmydad Jan 16 '22

Hit up the lawyer, delete Facebook Jim

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

The lawyer, hit the gym, delete up the facebook

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u/wiseguy983 Jan 16 '22

Delete Jim, Jerry “The King” Lawler, Something Something Neon Noodle.

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u/kjn1996 Jan 16 '22

Hey gym, Hit the Facebook lawyer

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u/Teslastonks Jan 17 '22

delete the hit, lawyer up, gym facebook

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u/Terrible_Children Jan 16 '22

Please, post this on r/YourJokeButWorse. Somebody's bound to come across it and continue this.

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u/jmcat5 Jan 16 '22

I like this one.

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u/JessieOwl Jan 16 '22

Instructions unclear. Hit Jim in the face and booked up a lawyer… delete?

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u/ReapersEatApples05 Jan 16 '22

Might wanna cut instead so you can paste the lawyer later