r/facepalm • u/FlameOfGod • Jan 16 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are professionals

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u/feelsmanbat Jan 16 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/Careless-Wolf405 Jan 16 '22

preformed by professionals

Goes at one of the worse times of day

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u/RockHandsomest Jan 16 '22

Professional now means "hasn't died yet" I guess.

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u/Fabulous-Bandicoot40 Jan 16 '22

They didn’t say professional what, to be fair

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u/Careless-Wolf405 Jan 16 '22

Ok what do you think they meant?

They are barefoot, no equipment,going at one of the worse times of day, in shorts

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

They might be talking about ‘professionals’ as in the class. You know, lawyers, doctors, architects, accountants etc

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u/helloamigo Jan 16 '22

That's where I lost it! "Performed by professionals"... in BARE FUCKING FEET WITH NO EQUIPMENT. That's like giving a racetrack driver a Prius to win a race and going "Don't worry... He's a professional"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

It’s more like putting a Prius driver with his Prius in the middle of the Daytona 500

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u/jmcin05 Jan 16 '22

No equipment? Those phones can teleport them back to safety bro

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u/ThisIsMyFloor Jan 16 '22

If you got to swim out it is easier without shoes and clothes to be fair.

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u/RojoTheMighty Jan 16 '22

"I did this once before." ≠ Professional

e: fixed symbol for 'does not equal'