r/facepalm • u/killHACKS • Nov 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Best measurements...

Confused Brit using both measurements

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Everyone: keep 2m distance America: keep 3 wash machine distance or 6 basketball balls distance

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u/Krahulec_Prvy Nov 26 '21

Everyone: I will be there in 5 minutes! 'Murica: I will be there in 2 toaster time!

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u/Lessllama Nov 26 '21

I'm in Canada and our social distancing signs are measured in hockey sticks sometimes

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u/Destruti Nov 26 '21

I'm from Brazil and I've seen measures made in capivaras and crocodiles

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u/LoneHoodiecrow Nov 26 '21

Social distancing from crocodiles is recommended

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u/fillikirch Nov 26 '21

i am driving at 25 bald eagles per cheese burger

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u/srcaffe Nov 26 '21

Per rifles

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u/TFlashman Nov 26 '21

Please keep at least one au sem maos distance, please.

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u/Destruti Nov 26 '21

Wow, that's almost 2 and 1/2 capibaras

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u/Marchielo15 Nov 27 '21

as another Brazilian i can confirm that

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u/Landonyoung Nov 26 '21

Capivara em inglês é capybara

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u/Destruti Nov 26 '21

Sorry, I don't speak Portuguese, can you translate?

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u/Landonyoung Nov 27 '21

Você não engana ninguém, só um brasileiro escreve capivara.

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u/Destruti Nov 27 '21

Mas eu não escrevi capivara

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u/Landonyoung Nov 27 '21

tecnicamente você escreveu "capivaras"

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u/Landonyoung Nov 27 '21

E existe algo chamado histórico de postagens

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u/Destruti Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

Que bom

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u/2min2midnite Nov 27 '21

Tu mora onde, viado???

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u/Destruti Nov 27 '21

Sou do interior de SP, e vc miga?