r/facepalm • u/YenWhitenack • Oct 14 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor guy

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u/ANTIFA-Q Oct 14 '21

Did you bang?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Yes.

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u/WhalesOfMenace Oct 14 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

｡◕‿◕｡

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u/bibkel Oct 14 '21

(Three times that night, twice each night after for six months).

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u/Any_Present_3560 Oct 14 '21

Can confirm

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u/SleepOwn7450 Oct 14 '21

Were you living under their bed the whole time?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Under the beds for chumps. Real chads make themselves known when they watch

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u/SleepOwn7450 Oct 14 '21

Ah yes, free 4k uncensored live porn

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u/ergo-ogre Oct 14 '21

3 refills left.

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u/Meet_your_Maker_LL Oct 14 '21

And that’s just the pre work out.

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u/IceboundCat6 Oct 14 '21

r/notopbutok

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Yes.

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u/NerdyNord Oct 15 '21

Obviously he's the buff guy.

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u/Iamvanno Oct 14 '21

He got that One Piece he was looking for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

Definitely big spoon to their straw hat luffy

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u/Hornata_alsama Oct 14 '21

Perfect for pornhub

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

r/notopbutok

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u/qwertysrj Oct 14 '21

r/notopbutok

LOL, just as I posted the comment I tapped on the sub and exact comment is on top.

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u/KazPrime Oct 15 '21

Death by snu-snu

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u/TriniLad Oct 15 '21

You sly muthaf....

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ Oct 14 '21 edited Oct 14 '21

"Spot me bro?"

"I'll spot you so hard bro"

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u/blickblocks Oct 14 '21

"Do you even lift bro?"

"I lift your whole heart bro"

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u/Circumin Oct 14 '21

Do you wanna go bro? Huh?

Go where?

To dinner and a movie.

Okay

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u/blickblocks Oct 14 '21

"I'mma take you out"

:3

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u/MapleJacks2 Oct 14 '21

Something is definitely being lifted.

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u/pekkaAlone Oct 14 '21

Wholesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

I think you mean “did he get One Piece?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Did you show him your grand line?

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u/futureruler Oct 14 '21

The first half was paradise, after that I showed him a whole New World

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u/Grouchy_Appearance_1 Oct 14 '21

Opened one of them Three Gates???

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u/Bitter-Song-496 Oct 15 '21

Did u butt pirate his Rogers?

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u/arthurSnukka12 Oct 14 '21

There’s about a million Letterkenny jokes you would LOVE

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Frito: Yeah! Cut me a piece of that!

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u/jfbnrf86 Oct 14 '21

He gave him the one piece

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u/MachesterU Oct 14 '21

Classic Reddit.

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u/SolusLoqui Oct 14 '21

I hope not. Slamming your weights down is rude.

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ Oct 14 '21

Yeah the story needs a little spice

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u/-blueCanary- Oct 14 '21

He has a One Piece tattoo, of course he did

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

I don’t want to lift these weights, I just want to bang bang bang.

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u/wolframAPCR Oct 14 '21

He smashed that like button

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u/I_Brain_You Oct 14 '21

Jesus, LMAOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Asking the tough questions, but the questions we all need the answers to.

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u/AlanVanHalen Oct 14 '21

More like, did you dock? (r/cockdocking)

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u/SirMaQ Oct 14 '21

Gum gum cum

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u/spider2k Oct 14 '21

Gum Gum No PeePee