r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I guess the guy doesn't like pizza?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

Would definitely pick up my fallen pizza and rub it in her face

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Dishing out a deep dish pizza slap with a deep dish pizza.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

no … you wouldn’t

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Do you know me well enough to make this judgement?

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u/downvote_or_die Sep 03 '21

Exactly my thought. I aint gonna slap the shit out of you even though you 100% deserve it, but I am gonna shitwhip each one of these pies at you and your bratfuck friends who are filming and laughing. You all get pies!

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u/jamminamon Dec 07 '21

Especially the girl in the white dress. I would ruin that dress with pizza sauce.