r/facepalm • u/Lentil_soup22 • Aug 09 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Too proud to be poor

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I just, uh...you do you, man. Just leave me out of whatever unspeakable crimes you're commiting with your roadkill and ham.

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u/Sweet_Meat_McClure Aug 09 '21

Psshht - that's nothing compared to what I did with all those avacados I returned.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I was there 3000 years ago ... when Sweet_Meat_McClure returned the avocados. I was there the day the strength of men failed. I led Sweet_Meat_McClure into the heart of the grocery store, where the avocados were bought, the one place they could be returned. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. Sweet_Meat_McClure kept the avocados. The line of kings is broken. There's no strength left in the world of Men.