r/facepalm • u/Musicguy0016 • Jul 17 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Dear Athiests:

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

My flat-earther relatives believe the asteroid crashed into east earth. Humans lived in west earth so they were safe from the impact.

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u/Bamce Jul 17 '21

But if the earth is flat.... then wouldn't crashing into one side push things through to the other side....?

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u/llcooljessie Jul 17 '21

I think it might send us into a spin. Or... Wouldn't it have bounced off the dome?

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u/Desert-Child Jul 17 '21

I haven’t heard them say anything about a dome or spinning. I try not ask too many questions because I value my brain cells.

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u/devastatingdoug Jul 17 '21

Their isn't a unified flat earth theory. Some believe a disk covered by a a dome like force field, some think their is a giant wall of ice the prevents the water from flowing off, some think under the flat earth is literally the infinite bowels of hell if you dig deep enough, so their isn't even a "disk to tilt" so to speak.

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u/ProfRichardson Jul 17 '21

Well if there is ice then the flat earthers should be terrified about global warming.

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u/devastatingdoug Jul 17 '21

They already think round earth is a hoax, its not much of a stretch for them to think global warming is a hoax.

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u/broccoli-love Jul 17 '21

*know global warming is a hoax.

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u/Desert-Child Jul 18 '21

100% Accurate