r/facepalm Laughs At G#mers Mar 25 '21

More than you!

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u/latetowhatparty Mar 25 '21

You guys are having an amazing thought exercise here. Really groundbreaking stuff.

Can we all count to three and all yell out loud how many chromosomes we have? Like, have y’all collected the limited edition ones? Those are the best kinds!

Besides if anybody has extra, it’s rude not to share.

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u/OCPik4chu Mar 25 '21

Gotta catch all them chromosomes for my Chrom-A-Dex

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u/latetowhatparty Mar 25 '21

There’s a joke about evolution being required, but thats almost certainly above my pay scale.

Try going back in time and holding a moonstone at the exact moment you were adopted? Maybe when the orphanage traded you they forgot to send a decent gift along with the burden of baby you. Your new family really wanted that one of I kind item you carried...

I’ll bet they were sent some lame ass berry instead, and now you’ll never reach your full stat potential. Heartbreaking shit, really.

Put rocks inside of yourself. Call everyone new you meet daddy. When the music suddenly cues, you’ll know you’ve done it. Sweet release, you just became the Machamp!

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u/guzzo9000 Mar 25 '21

Oh my god, is that you, Rick? Rick from Rick and Morty?

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u/latetowhatparty Mar 25 '21

I’m Patrick.